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@SayaMelons @xiroufox Giiiiirl!

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@Mikyvr_ @AvatarsRemi Justo cuando ando de caceria de waifu 🎯

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

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@Mikyvr_ @LitkaVr Miau miaaaauu

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@joshscorcher Carry weight none and food no spoil.

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@Leaflit lol

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

This one of the greatest pieces of AI content ever created.

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@Leaflit @SimoneHCollins Thank you for your hard work making this!

[Omar Pérez Campos / Juego Limpio @omardepor]

¡Acabo de ver el comercial que sacó @Nike de Halaand 🇳🇴! 💎💎💎

Cuando una GRAN IDEA, puede ser tan buena como una producción carísima. 🫡

A los que les guste la Psicología, lo van a disfrutar más 🤣.

[𝖁𝖊𝖗ó𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖆 @taller2006]

No sé quién vaya a ganar cuando se enfrenten:

Inglaterra 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs México 🇲🇽...

Pero lo que sí sé es que nunca nadie nos ganarán en memes, burlas y la forma como canalizamos nuestras desgracias y nuestras alegrías.
¡¡VIVA MÉXICO!!

[Hatsumi Nonaka 🇯🇵 初美 @HatsumiNonaka]

Buenos días, solo vendo a recordarles el maravilloso pase de Memo Ochoa que desencadenó la jugada del último Gol.

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Grok is the best! C'mon Groook...

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@FishSticki @riotgames Nothing can prevent a cheater from cheating, with definitive proof such as detecting their hardware, even if they "reset" as you mention it, they will be placed into those lobbies, while doing so, the time they spent there is time they are not being a nuisance on legit lobbies.

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@babbuedababba Hey @grok translate this as if she was comparing 2 players in league of legends in gen z lingo

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@Mikyvr_ @bambi_vr

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@Mikyvr_

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@Mikyvr_ Vendes frutas? Y ese duraznote tapando el sol?

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@Mikyvr_ y que tieneeeeee