Dan

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

Even if we're strangers till we die

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

"I don't know why I do what I do. I actually asked a therapist once. But he was all 'I don't know you' and 'I don't work for free'."

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

Is it concerning for my mental health that I'm currently angry with my own alter ego?

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

Intimately platonic

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

A distinct form of nostalgia; to miss who we used to be. Those old versions seemed somehow more pure, more real. These days we all seem like echoes of a better time. I lament the loss of who we were, and can only now cherish memory.

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

"siri, set a reminder to never have kids'

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

My new year started with a free taco. This will be a good year.

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

I don't believe in anger

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

Yeah, if ants ever enter the stone age I think that's just it for humanity. They are the dominant species now

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

"Hindsight is 50/50"

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

Don't even bother trying to be my friend if you can't handle three also texts from time to time.

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

"He seems like the kind of guy who would have fingers, ya know?"

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

You always got my back and of course I got your back don't you worry about that now

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

It's ok to be a burden sometimes

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

So many thoughts, so little time

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

If I could have a super power it would be the ability to go to sleep when I want to and not be up at 4AM every other night.

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

How come if you are rich we call it eccentric, but otherwise we call it weird or abnormal?

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

Me: what should I make for supper?
*looks in fridge”
Me: I could make eggs?
Inner monologue me bursts out laughing
Me...why is that funny?

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

This space is made for when things fall apart

[Dan @Netherlanddd]

My new favorite saying : this definitely couldn’t have been an email.