Bob Nethertrousers 💙

Devourer of Eccles Cakes. I am the black sheep of the voices in my head.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

No matter how little my being here does so, I cannot in good conscience support this site or it’s owner any more. I am not decamping to greener pastures, but to bluer skies. Same basic handle. See you on the other side.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

I have a couple of invitation codes for blue sky. First come, first served all via DM.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@simonmayo Gone to bluesky.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@MrMichaelSpicer Not the truck — you for having your house in the wrong place.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@RebeccaCNReid Be*

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@RebeccaCNReid Just imagine what he’ll me like when you finish your writing :-)

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@ArielAnderssen You might think this wasn’t very “almost”, but it turns out she was rather kink-curious, so it all turned out quite fun in the end.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@ArielAnderssen Rather than the vanilla-friendly one, I inadvertently e-mailed my smut- and innuendo- filled report of my holiday (the one written for my spanking partner) to a female colleague.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@UKCuteGirlLucy2 But, I notice, not your fuck me socks.

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@PrincessKelleyM @YoStephenLewis @_f1ora Kevin Pietersen, obvs 😎

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

Surviving Sunday one croissant at a time.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@UKCuteGirlLucy2 Then I shall use the garment as a colour guide for your whuppin’ 😛

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@_xoxobeth Phwoar!

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@ArielAnderssen Are you asking about the outfit or the person? ;-p

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@AnnaKiata @_xoxobeth Exactly what Anna said, with a side order of “if that person can’t treat you properly, then they aren’t right for you”. Take care.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@TenAmorette I ended up going to bed stupidly late last night because Evie was enjoying her belly rubs so much. So, yes, I understand :-)

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@ArielAnderssen That is CLEARLY a FAKE! I looked it up on Google maps and you weren’t there.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@RElegance At the moment YouTube is feeding me adverts for incontinence underwear for ladies of a certain age and pregnancy support vitamins for wannabe mothers trying to conceive.

Kudos to Meta, mind: Facebook offered me a t-shirt proclaiming that I’m a grumpy old man who likes his dog.

[Bob Nethertrousers 💙 @Nethertrews]

@MsLouisaKnight @lustforlifelndn Thank goodness you didn’t steal his pants, too.