NethingButNot

A mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enema

[Music Jim 🎩🪄 @MusicJim2]

The Divinyls 🎩🪄 I Touch Myself

Happy Heavenly Birthday to Chrissy Amphlett, the unforgettable voice of The Divinyls, born October 25th, 1959 🎂🎂🎂

Gone too soon, but her voice and attitude will never be forgotten

Rest in rock, Chrissy 💔 #CancerSucks

#ChrissyAmplett

[Petronella Wyatt @PetronellaWyatt]

William Holden: “Audrey was the love of my life, but she wouldn't marry me. So I set out around the world with the idea of screwing a woman in every country I visited. My plan succeeded, though sometimes with difficulty. When I was in Bangkok, I was screwing a Thai girl in a boat floating in one of the kalongs. I guess we got too animated, because the boat tipped over and I fell into filthy water. Back at the hotel I poured alcohol in my ears because I was afraid I'd became infected with the plague. When I got back to Hollywood, I went to Audrey's dressing room at Paramount and I told her what I had done. You know what she said? "Oh, Bill!" That's all: "Oh, Bill!" Just as thought I were some naughty boy. What a waste!”

[NethingButNot @NethingButNot]

@SuperAndrea You're welcome?

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

Our acceptance speech from @SmokyTerror with help from our Mutant Fam. I wouldn’t have wanted to do it any other way. 🫶 #TheLastDriveIn

[NethingButNot @NethingButNot]

@kinky_horror Congratulations!🤠🖤😛

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Men will steal a woman's best 5-10 years without remorse. It's up to fathers and mothers to prohibit their daughters from such "relationships." Zero reason to not be married after being together for 2 years, which honestly is still too long.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Herding skills

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Reminder that the algorithm is in a real hair trigger. If all you like is content that makes you angry, that is all you will get. You need to program your account, use the like as a way to program, dont depend on your "for you" page.

Again, a hair trigger algo!

[𝔻𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕙 🥃🖊️ @DADiClementi]

Great photo of Barbara Eden, 9-fucking5, and Vicky Lawrence, today!!!! Miss Eden posted this just now in FB. 💗

[NethingButNot @NethingButNot]

"Hey, you guys!"

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺DEBUT: 'The Electric Company' premiered 55 years ago, October 25, 1971, on PBS

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺DEBUT: 'The Electric Company' premiered 55 years ago, October 25, 1971, on PBS

[𝔻𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕙 🥃🖊️ @DADiClementi]

#RaintreeCounty ...what a cast!
And what an absolute mess. #TCMParty

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

On October 25, 1993, Vincent Price died at the age of 82

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

Never take a call from your credit card company or from your bank. Always assume it’s fraud.
Instead, hang up and call the number on the back of your cc or ATM card and ask if they were trying to get a hold of you. Perhaps they were, but the difference is that now you know you’re talking to the real companies.

[Dominic Adler @DomAdlerUK]

An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.

[Passage Publishing @PassagePress]

Most people know we publish an annual Hardy Boys box set, bringing back the original texts for a new generation of readers.

Less people know that this year we are publishing Nancy Drew too!

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

@tapir_worf My response was to leave and order the same products on Amazon so I guess it’s a win all round, apart from the retail sector

[Possy @TURBOPOSSUM]

We know our own brains are terrible at doing EV math on low probability high consequence shit so we just make rules.

>Treat a gun like it’s always loaded
> Just call the uber
> Pilots use non-negotiable checklists
>Doctors use a logic tree that always over-tests