im actually jealous of how soulmate-bounded matt and jay is like and how they keep close to each other, because their dynamic kinda reminds me that i have an irl soulmate too but were parallel-fated to be physically close rn
matt is from an elven royal family and he fell in love with a bum human and his elven royal family keeps asking how is it that he fell in love with such a slovenly lowly human and matt keeps being like no but I love him despite his pathetic short lifespan and disgusting habits
I turn around, and it’s Matt Johnson. He glared at me and said, “I know who you are. I know who you are, bitch. You bitch!” And he tried to remove my fucking dermatologist recommended fucking SPF mask from my fucking face, and I moved his hand away. What the actual fuck?