amanda please 💁🏼‍♀️

I’m just a gay in need of iced coffee and serotonin | she/her | BLACK LIVES MATTER

[amanda please 💁🏼‍♀️ @NeumansMom]

If I go missing it’s because I had a full mental break down and ran away from my problems

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It only took 10 days to get to concentration camps.

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[SummerClub @sumerclub]

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

JUST NOW: Marjorie Taylor Greene made a derogatory comment about Rep. Jasmine Crockett and "false eyelashes" during a House committee hearing.

Personal attacks against other members isn't allowed, so AOC requested a motion and asked for an apology which was blocked.

Rep. Crockett responded with:

“I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Brooklyn Library Defiant 💪💙💪

[Boise PD @BoisePD]

Have you seen Simon? Simon is considered missing and endangered after leaving home alone near Ustick and Cloverdale. He was seen around 3pm wearing a black vans sweatshirt, camo pants and black shoes. Simon is about 4’2”, 100 lbs. Anyone with info is asked to call 208-377-6790.

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

This is the Hilarious Ross Matthews.

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

me as soon as somebody asks me what is wrong

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived 2023!

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇵🇸 Even with everything going on, Palestinians in Gaza are still trying to keep the children entertained and happy ♥️

[amanda please 💁🏼‍♀️ @NeumansMom]

On this day, 12 years ago, twins from my high school got into a fight in the hallway over a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. One of the sisters was 8 months pregnant and her sister took her Cheetos. She then beat the shit out of her.
I think about them often and wish them well 🤍✨

[nursie @itsnursie]

Babe wake up it’s October 1st

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

Remember to check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year! I just found 80mg of estradiol in this KitKat bar. Stay safe out there.

[amanda please 💁🏼‍♀️ @NeumansMom]

I need couch covers because our couch is tragic… but they’re like $300. And a new couch is $1400. All of which is too expensive

[amanda please 💁🏼‍♀️ @NeumansMom]

To the mans living his best life, scream singing Adele while eating a McGriddle in the car next to me- I love you

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

The millennial gays are listening to Olivia Rodrigo chasing the high they originally got from Ashlee Simpson Autobiography.

[virgin loser @stonershelb]

Everyone is Progressive until they want to go to Hawaii

[Women's March @womensmarch]

Say it with us: TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. Period.