Neuralink Support

Supporting high bandwidth brain-machine interfaces to connect humans and machines.

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@BradleyTod41932 We stand with you.

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Neuralink 0.2.0 🚀
We may have gone quiet for a bit, but rest assured, our latest trials have gone exceedingly well! This new Neuralink patch addresses a serious issue related to “dry” orgasms. Now with the Neuralong peripheral, wearers can shoot gallons of thick rope!

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@OUMCRNCNOR @elonmusk We’ve passed your email onto our hiring team! Best of luck, Amy!

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Unlimited neurons for unlimited diarrhea

[Amer @iamamer48]

@Neuralink1
Cognitive test Human Vs AI
Hope in 2030 @neuralink will be ready to use?

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@GasOff2 @elonmusk @cleantechnica @neuralink @Neuralink1 Mostly we are focused on streamlining bowel movements into the Neuradiaper, not sure about the other stuff

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@Neuralink1 @rudzinskimaciej @_dashanikolaeva @neurable @NeuraPod @Sofiaan @samteller @neuralink We have figured out how to upload various data to the human brain e.g. the fill level of the Neuradiaper, which is a required peripheral as the Neuralink renders the user incontinent.

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@rudzinskimaciej @_dashanikolaeva @neurable @NeuraPod @Sofiaan @samteller @Neuralink1 We have upload working already.

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@_dashanikolaeva @neurable @NeuraPod @Sofiaan @samteller @Neuralink1 Incredible work.

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We’re excited to participate in this

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Awesome idea. Check DMs

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What a long week! While our icon may have changed, we still support our homosexual team members.

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Neuralink 0.1.0 🚀
Addressed an issue related to “extreme” hair loss after extended usage of Neuralink (usually 4-5 days). Please note this patch will require reinstallation of the Neuralink by your doctor.

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Neuralink 0.0.8 🚀
Addressed an issue where physical activity caused Neuralink to overheat

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Neuralink 0.0.7 🚀
Addressed an issue where user would experience an “extreme” ringing in the ears when exposed to warm or cool weather conditions

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To show solidarity for homosexuals on our team we are changing our twitter icon for the next week!

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Neuralink 0.0.6 🚀
Addressed an issue where user would experience an “extreme” loss of balance while applying firmware patches to Neuralink

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Neuralink 0.0.5 🚀
Addressed an issue where user would fall asleep when near a running microwave

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Neuralink 0.0.4 🚀
Addressed a Neuradiaper issue where fill level was inaccurately reported to Neuralink, causing leakage

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Neuralink 0.0.3 🚀
Addressed an issue causing groin overstimulation during normal activity e.g. walking

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Neuralink 0.0.2 🚀
Addressed an issue causing “extreme” numbness in user’s hands while awake