Melody Schwenk

Decoding Mets chaos via neuroscience, spatial cognition, and sheer vibes. Predictive models coming soon (ish). Ig 📸 melody.schwenk

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

I’m defending my PhD in neuroscience on March 27 and I asked 150+ professional sports teams to join my dissertation committee. 40+ said yes. Here’s what they sent. 🧵

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Mpfl reconstruction + chomdroplasty. @Southpaw I’m buying cozy hoodies, any suggestions? @GrittyNHL I’m afraid to ask you

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

I FORGOT TO SAY THANK YOU TO @AtlantaFalcons !!!! I got the box today omg you guys are the only NFL team to have sent me a t-shirt! I WILL DO PICTURES LATER!

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

BATY SURVIVES THE TRADES. BATY BATY BATY

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

This reminds me of when I bought an Acuña jersey and then the Mets traded him to @whitesox but at least I’m now a devoted fan to a random team in Chicago (I can’t believe I’m missing the pope hat day because of another knee surgery and can’t meet my bestie @Southpaw!)

[Miserable Mets Fan @MiserableMet]

15k kids in Africa are about to be Freddy Peralta fans.

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Fun fact, Mets rejected my application to be a data scientist for them. At least I win awards for my work and have won essentially the science version of the World Series.

[starblazer @01Starblazer]

This needs to be a plaque...

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

My man, I have been deeply loyal to the @Mets and am now deeply in love with @Orioles and @whitesox … and I have only been to Chicago by way of layover but that team is awesome

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

"I'm extremely disappointed that we are in this situation, but I'm also very aware we are in this situation. It's my job to do what's in the best interest of the organization right now."

- David Stearns

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Phillies fans trying to heckle my husband at the Os game for wearing an Alonso jersey from the Mets were NOT expecting me to turn around and tell them to go back to Philly and stay there. Sir don’t play with me, my husband is Minnesota nice but I’m not

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Watch me do it again for Los Mets when they’re back in DC!

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Me: drops $200 on orioles lululemon and hello kitty gear
Orioles: watch us lose 7-3 in extra innings lol

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Me: drops $200 on orioles lululemon and hello kitty gear
Orioles: watch us lose 7-3 in extra innings lol

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Jesus yall I just recruited my mother in law to Metsdom promising her the Os game was a tame version of the Mets and she LOVES the Os. Come on guys I promised her run at Citi not misery

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets say that Juan Soto left tonight's game with left calf soreness

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Me watching Pete Alonso at Camden Yards in O’s gear like 👀

[sofia (she/her) @allaboutthem3ts]

“not well executed AT ALL by the mets”

well gary not a single thing has been this season but beggars can’t be choosers

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

@SyracuseMets BESTIES MY MIL IS CONVERTED BY MY HAND SCOOCH HAS A NEW FRIEND. She wants to party with the Mets. What merch can I send her now that I’ve stolen her away from the @Twins ?

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Double fisting at the O’s game like I actually drink more than once every 5 years

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Dang i got hired to train AI and then i forgot all about X. Anyway i didn’t get hired to train grok

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Do I go by Dr. Schwenk or Mrs. Robinson now?

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Omg @Mets … you all are making me consider postponing knee surgery so I can get this hat. What’s a Seawolf?!

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Maybe, perhaps, I should write on substack?!
https://t.co/4vKFbXN3lf

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

MY MOM MET BATY AND GAVE HIM THE PICTURE OF THE FLAG I MADE!!! AND SHE TOLD HIM HES IN MY DISSERTATION ACKNOWLEDGMENTS!!!

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Oh no I didn’t realize the scope of @Twins and @whitesox rivalry … my fiancé being ok with my love for @Southpaw should be marveled at

[Melody Schwenk @NeuroMets]

Anyone else out there likely need stitches for something but have enough medical training to figure it out at home on Saturday at 10:30pm while your fiancé thinks you’re about to drop dead but you talk him through emergency first aid? Just me?