Neuro Wild

Wild jokes about the latest news.

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Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!

She bugged me so I Volkswagon Bugged her.

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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

And with morning wood, a turn-on.

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.

For gross negligence.

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Did you get a bowl of soup with that haircut?

Or at least angelhair pasta.

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Only an ass can be divided in half.

Not for multiplication.

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He's as sharp as a bowling ball.

To be blunt.

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Some experiments with consciousness use masking: a brief visual stimulus is preceded and followed by longer interfering stimuli.

The nude scene in "Titanic" was a brief visual stimulus. The rest of the movie was interfering stimuli.

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Though patients are still often described by the organ: I saw an incredible kidney. today

Or, check out the liver to your right at 3 o'clock.

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Psychophysicists

The scariest people to run into in the lab.

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Teenagers may approach or avoid religion as they grapple with identity.

This explains the need for free snacks and foosball at church youth groups.

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Reinforcers are Events that increase the probability that the response will occur again.

This is why you hear about husbands doing the dishes when they want to have sex.

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In the West, we have only recently encountered meditation.

And we had to hear about it from The Beatles.

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Anterior cingulate cortex: Ability to act, speak and think.

So that's what's missing from most politicians.

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'How to dismantle a nuclear bomb'

Peace by peace.

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'Animal life thriving around Fukushima'

Rad.

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'Scientists regenerate neurons in mice with spinal cord injury and optic nerve damage'

Which would be great if they didn't damage it in the first place.

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'A gut-to-brain circuit drives sugar preference and may explain sugar cravings'

Go with your gut, unless it says: Snickers.

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'Exoplanet apparently disappears in latest Hubble observations'

Did the ex exoplanet even break up through text?

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'Global warming begets more warming, new paleoclimate study finds'

The snowball effect just melted.

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'Dozens of non-oncology drugs can kill cancer cells'

For today's offcology rounds.

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