Sammy

I come from a long line of noble but neurotic canines. Why is the world full of German Shepherd Killing Devices?

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

The sea flap flap is my friend.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

I loves my sea flap flap.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

There is a sea flap flap on my head.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Even though there is a majestic sea flap flap on my head, I'm with mah Mahm, so I can sleeps.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Cuddling with almost mahm.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Mahm has been gone for ten minutes. Must stand at the door and whine!!!

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Mahm!!!!!! https://t.co/2ObJ3xC2kV

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

The dog's spot is all mine! Hahaha @NeuroticCanine !!!

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

I found a baby bunny and brought it to mahm. It was still warm so I thought she could save it. Mahm said there was blood and couldn't. Sad.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Oh right, spa day!

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Not again!!!

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Mahm!!! The evil cat has taken over mah bed!

[Rebecca Doll @darkdollrebecca]

Rude! @LaundryThief is trying to lap up all of my cock's creamy fluid! Caught by @MirandaJade42 #DOF16 @DarkOdyssey

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

I was starving. So I ate everything bagels. Mahm says onion and garlic and that much bread is bad. Disagree.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

I think Mahm found two new puppies in my fur.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Nail trimming is the horrible part!!!

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Mahm says I needed a spa day. Sometimes life is not terribulz. Spa is gud for the anxiety dog.

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Mahm. When you coming home? I died. So ded. The cats killed me. Ded. Perished. Expired. Ded.

[Rebecca Doll @darkdollrebecca]

For #NationalPetDay - here's my neurotic puppy! @NeuroticCanine

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Halp. Dying. Mahm is clipping my nails. It's the worst thing ever!!!

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

Mahm, the cat took my spot on the couch. It's going to kill me. Halp.