The Neurotic Nester

Indecisive artist. Barefoot wife, mother and educator. Romans 5:8.

[The Neurotic Nester @NeuroticNester]

The word should be "commenter", no? Commentator just sounds like your average potato.

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I have this recurring vivid memory from my childhood, where my mom can’t believe her [full] cart of groceries costs THIRTY SEVEN DOLLARS, wondering where all her money went! To be fair, it was at a more premium store… but today, can you even imagine? $37!

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@SueSandersHere @NotTomLove @jxlars @lookner @flightradar24 Terrifying 😱 Wow and with no visibility, way to go FDX 💜🧡

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@Jordan75415073 @instagram @Meta @PARKERHACKZ Thanks!

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@balla5936 Thank you!

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Someone just introduced me to “Haters Wanna Be Me” and I can’t figure out if Froggy Fresh is a bet about how terrible music can take off, or if it’s actually really interesting music from the perspective of a frog in the bayou just trynna make it big. #froggyfresh

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We’re watching #killingit because… @MrCraigRobinson ! But it’s dumb how excited I got when I told my husband @ClaudiaODoherty sounded just like the babysitter who marries Rad on “Bluey”, and discovered I was right. Freaking parenthood. But Jillian is the best character ever.

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Had to put it out there 🙈
#cleaning101 #noshoesinthehouse
#foreverfilthyfloors #influencers

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Was I the only one who about died when #TheCircle3 revealed Balthazar Bratt was catfishing as Isabella? Nearly woke up my kids to show them.

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This morning I made my kids some fairly standard pancakes in the shape of hearts. I also made them chocolate pancakes in the shape of burnt garbage. #PleaseCanWeNotHaveTheseAgainMom

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If you naively expanded your 2021 #garden because you had so much time in 2020 to work your smaller one… you can gather the end of season weeds and overgrown, bug-eaten vegetable corpses into a bouquet, shove that into watering can or empty planter & call it… #harvestdecor .

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#TedLasso is a profound masterpiece.

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Finally got to watch @RachelFeinstein ‘s @netflix The Standups special. Waited for her to relieve us from that bit about her friend’s daughter, “don’t worry, we realized she was re-enacting her abuse, authorities got involved & she’s safe now...” nope. 😭 Depressed me all day.

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@JustJess81 😱

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@JustJess81 The kids are getting these for Christmas here! Yay!!

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@JustJess81 Unacceptable.

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@lilly658 @netflix Thank you. This triggered me too.
So much about this show is disheartening. And I was excited about it. People should know by now it’s not appropriate to joke about that way, especially if you don’t have OCD, which makes holidays difficult as is. Hopefully he learns and changes.

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Is anyone else extremely upset after watching the 2nd episode of #holidayhomemakeover , seeing shot after shot of new widow Bernadette, completely alone at the firehouse Christmas lighting reveal? Nobody from the show, her family or community standing with their arm around her?😭

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Wow. Nettle tea smells like a horse stall. But don’t worry, it tastes exactly the way it smells, plus the honey I added. Mmmm, honey horse stall. #health

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@Seebowman @PatriotDave5 @GovEvers Didn’t mean to delete my comment, all are sources of EMF, and once an area becomes more advanced, other advancements are soon to follow. Availability increases demand for availability and so forth. It also attracts developers, decreasing rural landscape for those who sought it.

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But then we get into the morality of voting and this isn’t philosophy or ideology hour; it’s math time. Take home exam due now through 3rd, depending on which method you’re choosing. Enjoy your temporary wizard status! Wands down.

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Did you know voting #thirdparty in the US is a dark magic that changes everything we knew about math?!?
Allow me to explain this incredible phenomenon in two scenarios, based off conversations between voters. #thread #Election2020 #mathmagic

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But this year more than ever we feel an existential panic, forcing these two parties at us. I mean we have over 300 million in our population. How many of them meet qualifications to be president? And THESE are our options?