sisyphus the cigarette

I make alot of fucking typos

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

We ratio’d the pathological liar in the White House (AGAIN!). Thoughts and prayers for the low IQ President.

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

If Trump’s dead they should bury JD vance alive with him like they did with pharaohs and their cats

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

How about this logo?

[sisyphus the cigarette @NeuroticNugget]

I don’t give a single fuck, Thumbs by Sabrina Carpenter goes so hard.

[sisyphus the cigarette @NeuroticNugget]

I just smoked weed for the first time in like 5 years and made banana bread incorrectly three times

[sisyphus the cigarette @NeuroticNugget]

I can barely function with the limited mental capacity that I do have, I’m not going to clutter precious neurons remembering 18 different guys names Christopher

[sisyphus the cigarette @NeuroticNugget]

There’s should be a Hinge filter that lets you eliminate Disneyland cast members

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

With summer winding down, I wanted to share some songs that I’ve been listening to lately – and it wouldn’t be my playlist if it didn’t include an eclectic mix. I hope you find something new to listen to!

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a Martini & Uncrustable

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Chenar

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Pete Davidson has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[sisyphus the cigarette @NeuroticNugget]

Iv never felt more validated

Connections
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[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i can’t hang out today i’m super busy letting it linger

[trash jones @jzux]

happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now