Nevin Chow

[PatchFox @PatchF0x]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Christian is Dior
AND IT'S KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

Just heard a Japanese mom go "typo shito"

Type shi

[mafy @mafyfy25]

Todo dia acordo já pensando no momento que vou voltar pra minha cama e dormir de novo

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead

[Naniee.2x @Naniee2x]

I’m the easiest person to ragebait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad

[AKON @Akon]

People call it luck when they don’t understand how long you’ve been losing quietly.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock.

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day then here your team comes to make it worse

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You can literally come back from anyyyyyything, my boy. It’s all about your mindset. Trust me.

[໊ @xpwrld]

my brain at 3am

[𝕽𝖆𝖏𝖆 @rajagotbandz]

Accepting u bout to throw up gotta be the worst feeling on gods green earth

[kurodyne @ jrpgs 🐅❤️🐀 @Kurodyne]

Hulk Hogan watching the Trisha Paytas reincarnation portal close behind Ozzy