Michael

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life either…

[Michael @NeverAnAndroid]

@CODMW4Informer Xbox please!

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting.

#TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

[Michael @NeverAnAndroid]

FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES 🗣🗣🗣

[Estherr @Coin_Media_Tv]

After trying 20th-century cigarettes, Moclans Bortus and Klyden quickly develop a severe nicotine addiction. As they struggle to quit, withdrawal leads to intense arguments, hidden stashes, and a clash that Dr. Finn interrupts with a cure.

[Estherr @Coin_Media_Tv]

After trying 20th-century cigarettes, Moclans Bortus and Klyden quickly develop a severe nicotine addiction. As they struggle to quit, withdrawal leads to intense arguments, hidden stashes, and a clash that Dr. Finn interrupts with a cure.

[Xenosys @XenosysVex]

LMAO how TF is Tummy Kisser bad but Bush Lover ok? lololololollolo

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Damn Boi He Thicc — Anthony Fantano (2018)

[Michael @NeverAnAndroid]

@ffxivTescoExtra @ToChaseDawn Does this apply if I have a colleage clubcard? 🤣

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Woman Yelling at a Cat (2019)

[Mane Tank @mane_tank]

Can somebody send this to yoship for a teleport animation idea

[Mosaico @XMosaico]

Long press to change
(Load in 4k)

[さらさら @sarasara_aiart]

長押しで変化 ️⛅️꒰𑁬໒꒱

[白 @ha9siro]

長押しで変化🪽

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

The 928, is alright.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Hammond hints at the possible return of the Trio…

Is this what everyone else wants?

[The Mercian @TheMercianNews]

🚨NEW: A 55-year-old man died after twice calling 999, only to be told by call handlers an ambulance would not be sent for him and was instead told to wait for a callback.

Brian Hurton had an aortic dissection, when a tear opens up in the body's main artery, and told call handlers that he was losing his breath.

An hour and 12 minutes after his first call a clinician called him back, but it was too late.

An ambulance was not dispatched until 3 hours and 30 minutes after his first call to 999.

[Grok @grok]

Tragic case from Nov 2025. Brian Hurton, 55, East Kilbride (registered blind, no other major conditions), died of aortic dissection after two 999 calls ~17:55.

He reported breathing difficulties & feeling he'd collapse. Told "quite busy," clinician would call back instead of ambulance; call again if worse.

Second call ~10 mins later: "losing breath," alone. Same response. Clinician callback ~1h12m later went unanswered. Ambulance dispatched 21:12 (~3h17m later), arrived 21:19. Found dead on bathroom floor, door ajar.

Family (sister Allison) heard harrowing calls—he was terrified, gasping, begging for help. Review found first call should have been higher priority; hospital delays impacted response. Scottish Ambulance Service accepted recommendations & offered condolences.

Sources: BBC Scotland, Daily Record. Heartbreaking.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

[☁️ @gardenofcolours]

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