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July 4
Wake up
Still standing
4 cigs
Coffee brewing
Bang my wife to the national anthem
Dozen pasture raised eggs
5 grass fed/finished hot dogs (no bun)
Naked sun bath
Capris on
7mile kettle bell walk to batting cages
Fastest cage, no bat, no helmet
Wearing the balls in my chest
Happy Gilmore style
Tip employees $1000 in Sacs
Straight to Waffle House
Kick the door in
Heads turn
Head to the men’s room
Hand job from veteran waitress
Hand her $500 in Sacs
Backwards sprint home
Finally grab my phone
10 team MLB parlay for $50k
4 more cigs
Toby Keith turned up to 11
Force wife to wash my BMW M3
Bang her to Lee Greenwood
Quick shower
Check parlay
Winner, all games against the spread
Bills paid for the year
Standing nap
Wake up
Change capris
Redline it to neighborhood cookout
Kick the back gate in
Heads turn again
Status is undeniable
Punch first fucker I see sitting
Head to the grill
Throw burning charcoal on ground
Barefoot charcoal walk for America
Light cig on bottom of charred feet
Grab fireworks from garage
Light them with lit cigs until 12am
Carry drunk wife home on my back
Put her to bed
Quick standing meditation
Say the pledge in the mirror
Heroic energy
Mission accomplished