Tom Cruise

Guys nothing is serious on this account. quite possibly the next big thing.

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

⁦@Avalanche100T⁩ still the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed

[x - Jay Money @insiderJmoney]

RIP Kyle Busch

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

They think you are this stupid.

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

@bronzebust Dudes being men

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Chris dalton, ya he’s the guy #extrabrightiwantyalltoseethis

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Touchdown, but let me get it Mike’s way

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Such a blessed morning, thank you lord

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Need this

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Needed to see this sky tonight. Immaculate

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Hamburger Hill

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

What is the pettiest, most meaningless hill you are willing to die on?

[Dylan Madden @Dylanmadden]

What if Putin is the good guy and you’ve bought into propaganda?

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Gotta go ham before you can get the cheese

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Imagine the head of senate walking up to the council and saying a song guarantees them a win

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

It’s vacation, they don’t count

[brute de farce @brutedefarce]

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July 4

Wake up

Still standing

4 cigs

Coffee brewing

Bang my wife to the national anthem

Dozen pasture raised eggs

5 grass fed/finished hot dogs (no bun)

Naked sun bath

Capris on

7mile kettle bell walk to batting cages

Fastest cage, no bat, no helmet

Wearing the balls in my chest

Happy Gilmore style

Tip employees $1000 in Sacs

Straight to Waffle House

Kick the door in

Heads turn

Head to the men’s room

Hand job from veteran waitress

Hand her $500 in Sacs

Backwards sprint home

Finally grab my phone

10 team MLB parlay for $50k

4 more cigs

Toby Keith turned up to 11

Force wife to wash my BMW M3

Bang her to Lee Greenwood

Quick shower

Check parlay

Winner, all games against the spread

Bills paid for the year

Standing nap

Wake up

Change capris

Redline it to neighborhood cookout

Kick the back gate in

Heads turn again

Status is undeniable

Punch first fucker I see sitting

Head to the grill

Throw burning charcoal on ground

Barefoot charcoal walk for America

Light cig on bottom of charred feet

Grab fireworks from garage

Light them with lit cigs until 12am

Carry drunk wife home on my back

Put her to bed

Quick standing meditation

Say the pledge in the mirror

Heroic energy

Mission accomplished

[Tom Cruise @NeverNobodyNate]

Many women say I look like Brad Pitt

[AG 🔥 @Yolo304741]

We are being poisoned. This isn’t from Wildfire smoke. Literally poison.

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Imagine putting your parents in one of these.
Sociopathic.