Pardo's Comedy Classics

Wherein comedian Johnny Sparkles (@DeLaSparkles) compiles your hero's funniest moments on the gold standard of podcasts, @NeverNotFunny

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I now proudly present to you the proper face to wear when that weird acquaintance starts spewing nonsense about not getting vaccinated

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@Joshontheradio there's still some magic at the end of this rainbow. C'mon, 'Bows!

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@Joshontheradio are we approaching the mercy rule?

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Btw you still have me blocked on my main account (@DeLaSparkles) and I truly believe you didn't mean to do that 🤙

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@Joshontheradio howzit! I'm working at one of those old timey gas booths in Kailua and listening to you call the game for this magical 'Bows team. Let's hope the magic continues. Proud of these boys!

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A couple tidbits pertaining to @NeverNotFunny 35D: Big Trouble was one of those movies that was meant to come out around 9/11 but got pushed back due to a particularly explosive airplane scene

DBarry went on Maher from time to time. My memory: he leaned right much to his chagrin

[Never Not Funny @NeverNotFunny]

Got a hankering for a slice of NNF merch?

How about a couple of new shirts?? Slicing into our @TeePublic shop right now AND on sale!

https://t.co/ltloXsUN06

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For those who listened to the most recent Doug Benson episode of @NeverNotFunny I actually wrote an NNF-inspired version of A Visit by St. Nicholas before Pardcastathon this year, if you wanna check it out.

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Twas the night 'fore Pardcast-A-Thon, when all through the city;
Not a creature was stirring, not even a little kitty;
The hard shoes were placed by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Jimmy soon would be there;

[Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo]

I talk @NeverNotFunny history & advertising w the wonderful Heather Osgood on "Podcast Advertising Playbook!" @truenativemedia
https://t.co/eP1N24YShm

[Darryl Asher (Citizen61)🟦 @DarrylAsher]

Screenshot of latest @NeverNotFunny transcript from Apple Podcasts app on Mac.

[Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo]

Next Saturday - September 14, is our last scheduled @PopCulturedGame, and you can choose to watch it via streaming, be there live... or be square! Great panel!
@DanielleBKoenig #HillaryAnneMatthews #ReganBurns & @blainecapatch
Join us!!
https://t.co/Tkk6dBcVnx

[Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo]

Booming announcer voice:
Ladies and gentlemen … YOUR Chicago White Sox!!!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

expect a call from my attorneys

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Congratulations to Jeff Jarrett for securing his spot on the next episode of Botchamania by twice, emphatically repeating that Jack Perry has never been in a coffin match, seconds after the segment that showed us Jack is 1-0 in them after beating Christian last year @Maffewgregg

[joey lewandowski @soulpopped]

there's a new kevin spacey movie out called PETER FIVE EIGHT. 35 of the 142 people on letterboxd who have seen it have given it 5 stars. 34 of those profiles have no avatar; the other has four kevin spacey movies in their top 4. none reviewed it. seems totally legit.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Here's a tiny sample of reactions your "work" produces, and the disgusting hate you engender.

You think you've been blackballed bc of your politics, but that's not true. There are plenty of people with different views in our industry. The reason no one normal talks to you anymore is because you're a cruel, cynical bully who mines bigotry for clicks.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

My kids keep me humble.

[Kenny Mayne @Kenny_Mayne]

At 54 minutes, Kid Rock’s manifesto on job creation was a tad too long, but when Hulk Hogan echoed similar themes, the seriousness of the RNC was unmistakable.

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Call me a sucker, but I don't remember crying anywhere near this much during any other DNC. What an old sap I am.

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When you're a @NeverNotFunny fan, the magic of the Olympics never goes away...

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Welp. That was real fun guys. It was Cindy Williams. From Laverne & Shirley, American Graffiti, etc. Enjoy that hack Eric Alper.

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(Retroactive) Celebrity Siiighting:

I'm working at a Panera in Las Vegas. This person walks up to order. They seem kind of short with me, so I start giving a little 'tude back, then I realize who it is, and try to fix it, but it's too late. They're mad at me. Now I'm sad. Go!