Tom From Myspace

Throwing salt on my name will only season my sauce #ODU Alum

[Tom From Myspace @Never_Parrish]

Ai killing water because they’re are morons who would rather ask grok what happens in every tweet instead of just reading them.

They’ve weaponized idiocy

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The newest trend is… *checks notes* throwing expensive shit on the ground to get a reaction? They don’t even gotta try hard on y’all huh

[Cher Springsteen 🇨🇦❤️⚓️🇺🇦 🇮🇷 🇬🇱 @CASmyth1]

@rushicrypto Liars

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Politicians getting so arrogant it’s disgusting

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Love hearing @SpeakerJohnson bitch about how “congress pay is being outpaced by inflation.” Fuck off, figure it out like y’all have us do. Making so much more than a lot of us and still got the gall to complain to our faces about getting more.

Earn it then.

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@BoochiDoochi @VincentEternal9 Of all the clips to use as proof you choose one that doesn’t involve him at all… strange

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@Iamivy05 I miss when twitter had original tweets, y’all just copy shit from better pages now

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Woke has just become a slur people use when they see representation they don’t like

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@MBTA the red line is becoming unreliably useless. No matter what I do this train makes sure I’m late to whatever I’m heading to

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Rage bait is just internet for “you caught me being dumb af but I won’t admit it”

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The muscle milks in the carton are awful compared to the muscle milk bottles

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@MasterDuelSite Tag dueling

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How are seat belts so good at blocking access to every pocket I’ve got

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I love every clip of the original teen titans making robin out to be a smoke dealing psychopath 😂😂😂

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If I see an ad for a phone game and you don’t win in the ad, there’s no chance I’ll ever play that game

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Uber stay canceling my cheap rides for me to make me re-request it at a higher price. Fuck ass CEO

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Between the wait times, the inability to find drivers, and the prices of the rides…. Uber has become a piece of shit app

[Tom From Myspace @Never_Parrish]

We need an age limit on holding power, we got all these old folks making decisions they won’t be here to see the ramifications of

[Tom From Myspace @Never_Parrish]

What’s the point of the popcorn button on microwaves if even popcorn tells you not to use it

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I’m getting tired of conspiracy theorists, not everything you can’t understand is a fucking conspiracy