Jake Wallace

Isn’t it a little early to be listening to exorcisms

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

When I die, I want my tombstone to look like a can of @DietCoke. It will read "Share a Diet Coke With Jake Wallace 1996-2189."

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is sharing a password.

[sas 🍒 @annabethloml]

read this series. DO NOT look up anything about it. just read it. it’s only like 1872 pages you can download it on audible it’s only like 50 hours. do it right now i’m very extremely serious.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Love that Natasha Lyonne is like a little muppet lady

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

@mikaelafaust You called me, and I didn’t want to be rude ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

@mikaelafaust I did care. I was just too afraid to admit it.

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

@mikaelafaust lol. Like I care.

[Allison Parton @alleykatparton]

@NeverlanderJake

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

This being the best 15 seconds of music this year

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

Andrew Lloyd Webber is out here looking like he’s about to try to kill Jamie Lee Curtis

[Universal Pictures @UniversalPics]

these two raised a generation.

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

@mikaelafaust It was so cute tho

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

@mikaelafaust 😡😡😡😡

[Percy Jackson News @updatespercy]

#PercyJackson fans while watching the revelation in the season finale despite having read the book front to back over the past decade.

[Jamie “hubie halloween fan” Carbone @AJamieCarbone]

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Vanessa Carlton driving a piano: no

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

Apparently drunk me loves taking bathroom selfies

[Jake Wallace @NeverlanderJake]

@TodayTix Care to explain why you’re forcing people to buy 2 rush tickets to a show rather than allowing the single ticket option?