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We make Slaps. Slaps are what we are. Slaps are what we do. Slaps for me, Slaps for you.

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@CultLaser It's ridiculous.

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I hate the postal service. My route driver particularly. Anyone that ordered slaps around Farmageddon, I'm re-sending them. Apparently the envelopes I left in the mailbox for pick-up never made it to their destinations, and this wasn't the first time I've had this issue.

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Updated delivery date from UPS on the Pedo slaps is Friday. Looks like I'll be filling envelopes this weekend!!!!

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@220Stan So, so sexy. @terryschappert

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Helll yeah! It needs one of these on it tho.

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I don't care what religion you are. If you're a pedo/chomo apologist, you get the chipper too. Feet first, because I want to hear the screams.

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@GhuneCru This wood chipper thing is such an odd form of authoritarianism.

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I interacted with this dude about our Nato Pedo slap. Figured he was simply an apologist. Now I'm thinking he's a fucking chomo that needs a deep dive into his hard drive l, and personal life. PEDOS, AND CHOMOS DESERVE DEATH. I'll take the punishment that Twitter hands down.

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Email came in today. Those All Pedos Die Slaps are on the way to me rn. They'll start shipping out next week.

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@manhattanmaker Finally a good food post from you.

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@HardPass4 @BudLightSadness But @BudLightSadness eats blue cheese.

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@TengarShepard @Dianexis @BudLightSadness Slap

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@landlordofsnark I am unable to DM you.

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@landlordofsnark No ma'am. I'll dm you what we have left at the moment.

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Hi. We're still taking pre-orders. If yesterday was an indication the first run of these will sell out by tomorrow morning. Don't wait, slackers.

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@Peccavi_2179 Dm

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@BallardDarian @Eratosthenes0 Pretty sure they want something of it left.

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Happy Friday.

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Anyone else think they should do a poll?

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@Eratosthenes0 Yes.

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@thesaltywrench If you're gonna put T⅞ennispee at the top like that, why skip LSWho??? It makes it seem disingenuous, especially since they at least won a Natty in the last 5 years.

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@jeffinseak @NorCalRiverRat @realgreggd Couldn't you have found a less Canadian response .