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[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

Vida do incel neurodivergente com baixa assertividade e alta amabilidade, completamente inexistente, nem um número ele é, similar a onda de um lago gerado por uma pedra arremesada, só sentem sua vibração, mas não o aparato responsável por ela...

[g1 @g1]

Pais transformam filho em 'homem-invisível' para dia da fantasia em escola do Paraná https://t.co/xJOqFjdcuN #g1

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

Honestamente, planifiquem todas as metrópoles deste país e transformem tudo em data-centers e campos de extração de biomassa e processamento neural (e coloque alguns parques ao redor pra ficar mais agradável de se olhar)

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

OId dog same tricks

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@CovfefeAnon I feel a lot of people here overthink these soliphistic train of thoughts, these super-elaborated ideias and then they willl proceed to try to say women are simplified creatures, yet they are capable of such gigantic analyticals?

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@CovfefeAnon Couldn't you just condense this entire train of thought into "Attractiveness is conditional, obviously an interested woman will enjoy gifts, since she is projecting said gifts from an 'interesting' man"?

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@realKalos do you even care anymore?

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A breeding bull entering the farm full of cows

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@Scearpo @allowance1551 Yeah, almost all of them were prototype like and usually ran by bigger "companies" such as miniclip, and it usually ended in failure, like the last stand series (which grew into some garbage facebook sim game) and the SAS Zombie series.

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

The Offsprings - The goys aren't alright
At some point you really have to start wondering if culling and total population control with tech such as this is really a bad thing, like, can we really trust the masses with technology a few orders of magnitudes more advanced then this?

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[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

Such is the cope of every brazillian...

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@Scearpo Interesting to see you post something like this, reminiscing about the Flash era, pretty good choices, i'd add the sword and sandals franchise, Sonny, or the protect the house trilogy.

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@realKalos Hello Kalos im a retarded, third-world, no running water, goverment-depedent, wheelchair-user brazillian, i was wondering if you could open up your DM's for me so we could talk about George Faust, and the white race tautology feats of heroims and splendour?

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@shkizokati82212 Eu explodindo a van de espionagem judaica (eles estão disfarçados em uma carro de butijão de gás) após descobrir que mais uma mulher na minha vida é uma espiã e agente-duplo do estado de Israel

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

Enfim, tomara que invadam nosso pa��s ou toda a cadeia logística (Eletricidade, água, saneamento) pare de funcionar pós-eleição, é oque sobrou!

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

Bom, acho que acabou para o pessoal de engenharia. O pote de ouro realmente é regurgitar jogos de friendslop na steam vibecodados de 1 até 6 jogadores, e com sorte você faz um dinheiro na gringa.

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

Bom, acho que acabou para o pessoal de engenharia. O pote de ouro realmente é regurgitar jogos de friendslop na steam vibecodados de 1 até 6 jogadores, e com sorte você faz um dinheiro na gringa.

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@VahnAeris @Scearpo I am a knowing ignorant*

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@VahnAeris @Scearpo I get your point, but it still comes off to me as a bit condescending, as in "I'm a willing ignorant, but that makes me smarter then the rest", right?

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@VahnAeris @Scearpo Yeah, its one of those things thats honestly Impossible to normalize or debate about, most people just will not get it, and the thing is that saying this will just sound condescending, but i cant really bother anymore.

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

@shkizokati82212 Sua conta é hilária, fico feliz depois de dar uma olhada no pessoal aqui se ainda continua postando essas merdas e não toma ban

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

Like it occured to my head that these memes were so much more friendly and centered, but there was a hint here or there of propaganda in them (Not that this is bad, im sure this converted and helped alot of people into better political causes) but its interesting to see the shift

[New Brazillian Barber @NewBRBarber]

I wonder if those 2019-2023 "Life improvement to Adonis" posts and memes using wojak and the chad, and gigachad were a prototype for the now modern, more brutalist and eugenic looksmaxxing movement? It was a different era, indeed.