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Driving guitar riffs, stadium-rock vocals and tight melodies with Zep, Purple and Lizzy influences. Run by NE founder Geoff Platt.

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@bbcdoctorwho Hear me out:
I nominate Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Doctor Who show runner, with the return of the Fugitive Doctor herself, Jo Martin.

The Master: "Is the future going to be all-girl?"
The Doctor: "We can only hope."

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@doctorwhotv You tip-toe around it, but what you really want the Doctor to be is a straight white man

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@MartinSLewis @erolkar46373313 @X No, not your post! Sorry about the confusion. I was complaining about all the fabricated Question Time nonsense! The bots have moved on to other nonsense now
https://t.co/3kghfFFPuH

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@fazioface This is clearly a scam, created by AI. It's being posted by a legion of bots and it's all over X. @MartinSLewis has complained officially. @X Please make it stop.
https://t.co/cWpk9QbvQX

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Must watch: Martin Lewis lets loose on politicians over 10yrs inaction over scam ads.

Courtesy: @thismorning

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@doctorwhotv Hear me out:
I nominate Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Doctor Who show runner, with Helena Bonham Carter as the Doctor. Or maybe the return of the Fugitive Doctor herself, Jo Martin.

The Master: "Is the future going to be all-girl?"
The Doctor: "We can only hope."

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@Who_News The Master: "Is the future going to be all-girl?"
The Doctor: "We can only hope."

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@Who_News I nominate Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Doctor Who show runner, with Helena Bonham Carter as the Doctor. Or maybe the return of the Fugitive Doctor herself, Jo Martin.

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@Who_News OK, so here's what I think should happen:

• Phoebe Waller-Bridge becomes show runner, with Steven Moffat as creative consultant. Then Christopher Ecclestone could return, as he said a female show runner would tempt him. Helena Bonham Carter would also work.

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@hwinkler4real Wings

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@mehdirhasan With real news being so crazy these days, how can #Parody News compete?

Anyway here's one I did earlier...
https://t.co/HuKg22vPUO

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@UltClassicRock Paul Simon wrote the songs. It wasn't a songwriting partnership @PaulSimonsong

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@JamesTate121 With real news being what it is these days, how can #ParodyNews compete?

Anyway here's one I did earlier...
https://t.co/HuKg22vPUO

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@theliamnissan With real news being what it is these days, how can #ParodyNews compete?

Anyway here's one I did earlier...
https://t.co/DRZmOJK5WH

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@theliamnissan Here's a #parody I made earlier:
https://t.co/T1hAvbCr9D

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@donwinslow With news like this, has parody lost its edge?
#BREAKING #Parody
https://t.co/T1hAvbCr9D

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Breaking News with Arnold Rubbish | The Thursday Quiz https://t.co/oAs1H2CEwx via @YouTube
#BreakingNews #Parody

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Breaking News with Arnold Rubbish | The Thursday Quiz https://t.co/oAs1H2CEwx via @YouTube

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@s8n it's armless...

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@hwinkler4real Casablanca