New Girl Quotes

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"I'm a Sagittarius which is why I'm so good with people and horses, but it also makes me, like, really sleepy." @NewGirlQuotes Can relate. 😁

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Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?

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Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I’ve got a twist ending for you: shut up. - Schmidt

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It’s only romantic because it’s a wedding. I’d be just as happy to sabotage, I don’t know, let’s say, her tax audit - Schmidt

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Where have u been?I am having a major life crisis & u guys are just driving around,French kissing each other like a couple of Dutch hookers?

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I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers - Schmidt

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Know this: your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, and Paxil.

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No, you can't sell A Father's Love. There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew! Poetic, but ew. -Jess #S2E13

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He's talking to a woman whose sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about. -Jess #S2E11

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Schmidt: "You are a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you... well, a va-genius" | Jess: "Jar" #S2E9

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"Because once you see my body, you will go brain-dead and have memory loss." #S2E02

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I thought you were Asian me, but now I realize I'm just Caucasian you - Jess #S1E23

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I love these parties. I feel like I'm an ambassador, or a spy, or, like, a really high-class prostitute -Jess #S1E20

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Schmidt's like Ellis Island in the 1800s. He accepts everyone - Jess #S1E11

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You don't understand. You've never been cheated on before. -Jess #S1E8

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I like moving slow. I like being weird and taking my time. - Jess #S1E5

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When I see you, I wanna be thinking, "Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?" - Schmidt #S1E3

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RT @NewGirlonFOX: There's only one way to solve this...kiss, kiss, kiss! http://t.co/POFXPRQE44 #newgirl