Ankita Sharma

[Anuvab Pal @AnuvabPal]

I'm 45. I took my 82 year old dad for a drive and both of us listened to Peaches by Justin Bieber.

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

This has made my day significantly better. What a time to be alive. #OrNot?

@blahblahtwitch @Agentt_Kay you can thank me later.

[Baba Sehgal @OnlyBabaSehgal]

For you it’s Señorita but for me it’s Sarita 😜

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

Dear Intern, congratulations on pulling your first and perhaps @hbomax’s biggest PR campaign yet! We’re rooting for you 🙌🏼

[HBO Max Help @hbomaxhelp]

We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

@danjlevy Ew, David.

[Forbes @Forbes]

As TikTok paves the way for new revenue models, luxury real estate becomes critical to its profitability https://t.co/NQTq7kOGKt

[vir sanghvi @virsanghvi]

I wrote this two months ago but it’s suddenly topical again as people call for bans on Enid Blyton’s books. How do we cope with Cancel Culture?

Dr Seuss, Blyton, Willy Wonka: With flaws in beloved children’s classics, where does one draw the line? https://t.co/DiTmThk78O

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

@hulu Thought someone said daddy. @rebaicasafiya @MicheleMorone

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

Think Parties? Think @TwizzleUK. These guys are the best! Go follow them for some amazing party and event ideas. https://t.co/yv3uqDfT30

[Twizzle Parties @TwizzleUK]

We absolutely loved hosting a party for the lovely couple, Sara and @NoelGallagher over the weekend! @oasis

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

I'm surprised I'm not in better shape. I run away from my responsibilities almost everyday.

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

I'm all for the Roast, but this is gold. #AIB @Zomato @thetanmay

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

You cannot make everyone happy. You are not a jar of Nutella.

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

Love is like fart; if it's forced, then it's probably shit!

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

To beef or not to beef.

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

Enjoy your Sunday. If you feel like doing some work, sit down and...wait until that feeling goes away!

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

@samreen13 no Sam, not that home. My home here 😁

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

Every morning I look forward to coming home and sleeping.

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

@Blue_Retard you are amazing and you deserve nothing less than this. Love you 😘

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

The best way to make people remember you is to borrow money from them!

[Ankita Sharma @NewMonkk]

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and then I eat it.