They Call Me Ralph

Faceless and known only as Ralph, I'm just here to watch the world succumb to idiocy.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

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[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@PolitiBunny Nope, it's not just you.

[Jinxed Reality @JinxedRealityX]

This is HUGE and completely decimates Karmelo Anthony’s self defense claim.

[Sippi Cup @sippicup2]

I think most of you noticed by now that @SarahisCensored didn’t do an article about yesterday. That’s partially because we went on the JinxedSip podcast to describe our experiences and partially because it was a lot for her to handle. It was a very emotional day. You can listen here…

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

"Crackdown"

[Foreign Policy CAN @CanadaFP]

Today, Canadians honour the memory of all who lost their lives, were injured or went missing during the Tiananmen Square crackdown on June 4, 1989. Canada stands with the survivors and the families and loved ones who continue to demand accountability.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

This is not going to end well. People have already made their minds up and the evidence doesn't matter to the people interviewed here.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@greatimp

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@TMIWITW Things are ugly over in Collin County (and not much better in the surrounding areas). There's a good chance things will get spicy regardless of the verdict.

I think the judge meant well by not allowing cameras, but that's allowed outright lies spread and riling people up.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Men shouldn’t bail on the children they father and refuse to support them.

Men shouldn’t fuck their brother’s widow and introduce her to crack.

Men should get a real job instead of trying to grift the political world with a fake PR-firm-manufactured Everyman facade.

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

I’m kind of disgusted at how many people are suddenly like, “Who knew Hunter was funny?! Following him now!” and trying to chat him up in his comments - all because he made a few relatable drug jokes. 🙄

Did everybody forget this piece of shit had sexually suggestive images and videos with minors on his laptop? 🤨

Inappropriate text messages with his underage nieces? 🤨

That he banged his dead brother’s widow? 🤨

That he knocked up a stripper and then completely abandoned his child? 🤨

Did everybody forget he sold out our country with “10% for The Big Guy”? 🤨

Burisma?

All the hookers. All the blow. All the degeneracy and grifting. Tax payer funded trips to launder more money, while selling access to his father and our government.

If you were outraged at what you saw on the Hunter laptop files in 2020, but you’re suddenly a fan of Hunter Biden because he said something like, “LOL, the coke found in the White House wasn’t mine, I would never lose my drugs.”, you’re a weak and unprincipled fool.

Hunter is, was, and will always be a piece of shit.

If he’s suddenly “likable” to you, it speaks a lot about YOUR character flaws.

[Marielle Redclaw @MarieleRedclaw]

Limited edition popcorn bucket for The Odyssey

7 feet tall, $4500

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@PolitiBunny Imagine the "Stick in the front wheel of the bicycle" meme with the punchline being "Damn you, Trump!"

Now replace the image of the stick and bicycle with Plater in the tattoo chair, but the punchline is the same.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

Heads up @SarahisCensored. I know you're aware there is a narrative being pushed, but I figured I should tag you anyway so you can know about this one specifically.

I know the guy speaking is a registered sex offender, but people are believing what they want to believe.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

The judge screwed up by not allowing cameras in the courtroom so the public could see the evidence.

People like this guy are coming out, contradicting what others are saying the video shows and claiming "White Media" is lying to you.

They're trying to start a race war.

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

Every streaming site now uses multiple paid tiers, has unskippable ads, and more and more narrowly restricted offerings. At this point cable tv is literally the better service.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@learning_yohei Yes. While there are things I think America does very well, we rely on individual responsibility, where it seems Japan is more focused on improving things for society.

Sadly, when people in America stop thinking about others, and only focus on themselves, things can get bad.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@physicsgeek Like you pointed out, they're lucky the threats are only verbal.

We're lucky the "Scientists" are dumb enough to openly talk about their plans to screw with us.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@stevensongs My wife had a run in with a couple of coyotes that charged her and our big dog. Our dog pulled her back to the house and safety, away from the charging coyotes.

I guess they felt bold because there were two of them vs her and our dog. Normally they're just an annoyance.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@stevensongs We have a pack that comes through our neighborhood from time to time. I'm usually walking my two bigger dogs, so they keep their distance.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

She's claiming the man repeatedly yelling "The only good cracker is a dead cracker" is "Advocating for Anthony to get a "Fair Trial" since we "Made it about race."

What a clown.