They Call Me Ralph

Faceless and known only as Ralph, I'm just here to watch the world succumb to idiocy.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

Looking for a book to enjoy and pass your time? I'd like to suggest .@HermanPHunter1's "The Revenant and the Tomb."

He's got a special going on. You can't go wrong for a buck!

[Herman P. Hunter, Author @HermanPHunter1]

If you're a book pirate and have a sudden pang of guilt, ease that troubled conscience for the low, low price of 99¢.

For everyone else? It's a good book.
https://t.co/6yVRRtAa0B

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

A Mexican student won gold in Indonesia for creating a portable fire extinguisher that uses sound waves.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@PeteMac864454 LOL!

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

CTD Experience tonight! 5:30pm PT/8:30pm ET

Sequels That Ruined (or Saved) a Franchise: Fun, opinionated rankings with clips.

Easy to turn into a drinking game 😜

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@PolitiBunny They're getting really fast and loose with the facts as I've heard them.

Owning weed = Legal in VA
Selling recreational weed through a business = Not legal in VA

Correct me if I'm wrong, but her selling weed via a business is what I understood got things rolling against her.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@Taxpayers1234 Always

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@Mericamemed I thought the peak of stupidity was when 4Chan convinced them the OK symbol was a White Power Hand Sign.

They have moved into realms I never considered possible.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

1993 Ford Probe GT

It was a fun car to drive, but it was having various problems and every time I took it to the shop the cost was $400. I couldn't afford to keep dumping cash into it, and wound up selling it.

[Wayne DuPree @RealWayneDupree]

Sound off

[𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝓡𝓪𝔂 @2CynicAl65]

Let me get this straight:
@DDAction_ has complaints already written and the election hasn't even happened?
This sounds more like an attempt to use sympathetic left-wing judges to overthrow a duly elected government.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@Kat_AiA @NikoleCallihan And I'm one more since Kat followed.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@Suplexesforall I LOL'd

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

Be sure to watch to the end

[Jim Pacing His Cage 🕊 @iamisgo11]

I don't want to see any more "Faces of Death" videos today.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@ScotsFyre They always ignore Obamacare when complaining about healthcare costs.

They pushed Obamacare through on a party line vote and since then the prices they complained about have continued to skyrocket.

Their last plan failed. When will people learn DC can't fix anything?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

On August 21, 2015, high-speed train 9364 was racing toward Paris at 180 miles per hour with 554 passengers on board.

A terrorist walked out of the train restroom carrying an AKM assault rifle, a Luger pistol, a box cutter, and 270 rounds of ammunition. A brave passenger named Mark Moogalian tried to grab the rifle and was shot through the neck.

People ducked behind their seats in terror.

Sitting in Car 12 were three twenty-three-year-old childhood friends from California on vacation: U.S. Air Force Airman First Class Spencer Stone, Oregon National Guardsman Alek Skarlatos, and their friend Anthony Sadler.

They had no weapons. They were wearing t-shirts and sneakers.

Skarlatos tapped Stone on the shoulder and said two words:

"Let's go."

In samurai swordsmanship, there is a state of mind called Muhyoshi, charging into lethal range without taking a single breath to calculate your odds of survival.

Spencer Stone sprinted forty feet straight down the narrow aisle toward the barrel of the assault rifle.

The gunman pulled the trigger at point-blank range. The primer failed. Stone tackled him to the floor. As the terrorist slashed Stone's neck and nearly severed his left thumb with the box cutter, Skarlatos wrenched the rifle away and Stone held the gunman in a chokehold until he went unconscious.

Then, with blood pouring from his own hand, Stone did not sit down. He knelt beside the dying passenger who had been shot in the neck, shoved two of his own fingers directly into the bullet wound to pinch the severed artery shut, and held it there until the train reached the station.

Five hundred and fifty-four people went home to their families that night because three young Americans heard gunshots and ran forward.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@GeneralPatton83

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@ShamashAran And the fact the teacher wouldn't let us Code Red Billy for being a little turd to Sally is the most infuriating part of what we went through in school.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@iamisgo11

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@hokkori_buzz I can't limit it to one place any more than a Japanese person could limit the wonders of their country to one place.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@TheCriticalDri1 You know I'm just playin'

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@PeteMac864454 Dude, I don't know how you guys can handle this insanity.

We need to get you and the Mrs to immigrate to the US.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

Checking in on "Freedom" in the UK:

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@TheCriticalDri1 NOT TODAY FED! 😂