They Call Me Ralph

Faceless and known only as Ralph, I'm just here to watch the world succumb to idiocy.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

Looking for a book to enjoy and pass your time? I'd like to suggest .@HermanPHunter1's "The Revenant and the Tomb."

He's got a special going on. You can't go wrong for a buck!

[Herman P. Hunter, Author @HermanPHunter1]

If you're a book pirate and have a sudden pang of guilt, ease that troubled conscience for the low, low price of 99¢.

For everyone else? It's a good book.
https://t.co/6yVRRtAa0B

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@MiddleAgedBaby2 @StevieWestAgain I may have to block you November 21st. 😂

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

What does America have?

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@CJGRISHAM I wonder what his thoughts are on eating camel meat and drinking camel urine?

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@SancastleAir @ShamashAran Yes! Exactly!

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@RiderofWolves I’m off to a car show soon.

I currently have our dogs piled on me and I think they’re hoping I don’t move.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@hokkori_buzz

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@DonalTDeLay I dunno. It took me a little bit to get used to mine and the pencil, but now I’m pretty comfortable with mine.

I guess my jump wasn’t as big moving from a Surface tablet. My main change was getting used to the Pencil.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@CCoderDyne @sofishdekat @RealKhaylee There will be retribution!

Protect your shins my friend.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@Cornczech Birthday(ish) Pie!

Happy belated birthday!

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@RealKhaylee It’s nice to know I’m not the only onw who deletes becsuse of typos.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@MikegazaurusR @ShamashAran Completely agree!

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@capeandcowell Mornin’

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

Word of advice to any Karens who think this is a good idea

Don't show up at my house to gripe about me voting or not voting. It's none of your damn business, and I'll throw your dumb ass off my property.

Thank you for your attention

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@tuuu28283 Perfect for drinking black coffee!

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@RealKhaylee iPad - 16
Khaylee - 0

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@Kat_AiA Same. Maybe we’ll get another Rock n Roll horror movie this time. They’ve found some great gems that I still love.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

My favorite of their annual episodes is their Halloween Spooktacular

[Red Letter Media @redlettermedia]

Best of the Worst: Halloween 2026 https://t.co/m7U07pE28G

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

@GeorgeWept I’m dying! LOL!

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

I don’t want a war, no one on our side does (if they think logically). Trying to reason with them will not work. I think the right stance is to say ”No more“ and stand firm.

We’ll see what happens

Pray. /end

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

I’m QTing because I saw a post where someone is planning on talking to the people exposed in the videos. Others say no to talking and I agree. There is nothing to talk about.

Whatever their plan is, drop it. We’re not going to compromise in some way, /1

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Letting Leftist aggressors know that if they start a civil war that we'll be ready to finish it is not "calling for a civil war."

It's warning bad people not to start one.

I wish everyone could understand the difference.

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

I think talking with them is a mistake because they will make a BS excuse, claim we misunderstood and they’ll kick the can down the road.

We cannot trust these people. /3