worlds #1 boingohead

started as a small account but has now grown to over 1million subscribers!!

[la criatura 🐗 @diplobrocus]

Quetzyyyyy

[non-threatening wooloo @rabidwooloo]

can you believe i paid like $50 for this thing and it not only looks at me like this but it didn’t even come with all its legs

[gibbon @gibbontime]

NEW MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

MET A STRANGE FELLOW ... HE HAD FOUR LEGS AND POINTY EARS ... I ASKED HIM THE TIME OF DAY AND ALL HE SAID WAS "MEOW" ... RUDE ... I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHERE I AM AND IM STARTING TO GET SCARED

[The Sondheim Hub @TheSondheimHub]

Every SWEENEY TODD set:

[hello si hubineer @hubineer]

when i hid my crush's name in a tapestry that could only be seen if flash photography was used

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

Woke up this wednesday rock hard, thinking about trivia

[vern @vernophobic]

i think there’s an IUD on my window…JUST KIDDING IT’S A PLUME MOTH!!!!

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

Woke up this wednesday rock hard, thinking about trivia

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

Woke up this wednesday rock hard, thinking about trivia

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Austin Lieberman @LiebermanAustin]

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

speaking in tongues but make it star trek

[R.I.P.ley ⚢.𖥔 ݁ ˖🛸── .✦ @spacephobos]

many oomfs can relate

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[xorgee @x0rgee]

#slaythespire2 card ideas

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

you draw your favorite actor once and there's no turning back