I just wanted to personally congratulate President Putin on his last win.
God bless you sir
God Bless Putin
God Bless Trump
God Bless Russia
God Bless America
I wish you nothing but the best!
Ronald Coone
and president Putin
just a big "Nothing Burger"
about Trump and his high colludin'
Maxine Waters and Pocahontas
Keep acting like Trump is the worst.
They keep spouting their stupid rants
while Trump puts “America First”.
Trump is now my president!
I’ll gladly shout this (10/13)
many missiles as he can.
Trump responded with "Fire and Fury"
to the "Little Rocket Man".
James Comey flooded the news
the FBI is no longer trusted.
In collusion with Hillary Clinton,
Ha Ha, his ass is busted.
Speaking of which; Russia, Russia, Russia
our election (9/13)
finally turned the page
he died at 91 years old.
He left this world from his mansion
paid for by every centerfold.
Kevin Spacey came out as gay
which most of us already knew.
This wasn't important news
until the allegations grew.
Kim Jong-Un threatened us
testing as (8/13)
rejected.
The music world suffered another loss
when one said his last farewell.
Hanging in his hotel room
Sound Garden's, Chris Cornell.
Chester Bennington hung himself
he threw it all away.
lead singer of Linkin Park
on Chris Cornell's birthday.
Hugh Hefner (7/13)
dribbles.
Reality shows started fading away
I personally thank God for that.
We could care less about your drama
or if you're gay or fat.
Harvey Weinstein went down in flames
for actions we all expected.
Accused by actresses left and right
for advances that were not (6/13)
"fo-shizzle".
Chuck Berry "Rolled Over"
and Headed for the "Promised Land".
With "Maybellene" and "Jonny B Good"
made famous on American Bandstand.
Taylor Swift had a "good year"
now this pissed off the liberals.
2017, how bad it was
they chanted more useless (5/13)
HeartBreaker
Bruce Springsteen gave his opinion
as if we really care.
Just like Lena Dunham, Michael Moore,
Miley Cyrus and Cher.
Snoop Dogg threw in his two cents
as he watches his career fizzle.
Just smoke your blunt and shut the hell up
to that I say (4/13)
copies are still on the shelf
Madonna in a vagina hat
was the height of her publicity.
Rosie O'Donnell still loud and fat
added bribery to her complicity.
Two gay guys bitched and whined
then they sued a baker.
Tom Petty passed away this year
That was a true (3/13)
in between their gender classes.
ANTIFA fizzled, couldn't hold their own.
They were useless and pathetic.
Kathy Griffin took a photo,
now her and her career regret it.
Hillary sold a book this year
blaming everyone but herself.
But that’s ok, from what I hear
most (2/13)
Hello Fellow Americans
I thought I would stop and take a minute
to write down what I’ve seen.
Here are some of the top events
of Twenty-Seventeen.
Black lives matter burned their towns,
blocked freeways and showed their asses.
Liberals cried and screamed at the skies (1/13)