NewYorkMan

New York City's Dumbest Criminals
NYCdumb[at]newyorkman[dot]com

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New York Man puts chair with seat belt on the roof of his truck and is stopped at Lincoln Tunnel

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New York Man found selling drugs under the guise of internet listing for Yankee's tickets

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New York Man goes on hotdog cart robbing spree for condiments, not cash

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New York Man found in Soho with $15,000 worth of stolen designer underwear

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New York Woman is found with trying to hacksaw subway turn style for a free ride

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New York Man tries to play Rock Scissor Paper to get sentence reduced

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New York Man tries to flee the scene of domestic dispute on a scooter on the FDR drive

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New York Man tries to counterfeit $100,000 at local Flatbush copy shop

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New York Man tries to marry manikin at City Hall. Drug dog finds manikin full of cocaine

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New York Man breaks out all his windows on 25th floor apartment and says it's his property so his rights. No one below was injured

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New York Man tries to swim across the Hudson to escape the NYPD. Arrested by NJPD and given to the NYPD

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New York Man attempted robbery in Police 1 Plaza

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New York Man tries to race dumpster down 5th ave during rush hour

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New York Man tries to break into woman's shoe store using a loaf of bread

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New York Man tries to steal NYPD horse while off duty and gets broken arm and arrested

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New York Man feeds family of rats and makes a food trail leading to his Ex's window

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New York Man throws mattress on subway tracks to hide evidence. Causes massive delays on 6 Train

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New York Man throws frozen hotdogs at high school student

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New York Man roams the city in dinosaur costume. Completely naked underneath

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New York Man tries to eat a hotdog out of a cop's hands.