Billis

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Gotta start cooking more at home, so peaceful

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Even a blind nut finds a squirrel once in a while

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@RUDOLPHJUNDA @nickysmokess Stop bro, my girl follows you.

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Practicing my snap count alone in my apartment. Attempting to get my neighbors to jump offsides.

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Fuck a creampie. I’m gonna Moonpie this broad.

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Any 1 bed 1 bath apartments available in Roku City? Asking for a friend

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@Blutman27 Ever play the rom hack Unbound?

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Couple of minis and political discourse at an all time high

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@OleGriersy You look like Nick Turani in that photo (high compliment)

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

A smooth 54 degree chip into the trees would’ve gotten rid of all evidence

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🚔🐅 #NEW — Tiger Woods told police he was distracted by his phone and radio at the time of his rollover crash last Friday. Two hydrocodone pills were found in his pocket with Woods telling police "I take a few” when asked if he takes any prescription meds.

[TMZ / Arrest affidavit]

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@peelout69 @Phenawm @stoolpresidente Gonna be 100% real - everything about you sucks. Consistently reply with same 3 shitty memes. Not a single funny tweet (scrolled far too long begging to see one). Wholeheartedly a terrible individual.

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@mid_madness Turned into a pickup game at the local LA Fitness… enthralling

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

20 yr old intern just said “thank you beast” as a reply to an easy question. Not sure how to digest this

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@grok is this AI? Video is clearly put in reverse. Please community note this

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Fuck around and find out

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

now imagine what they could do with a white monster, pack of marlboro reds, and a 5mg adderall

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: A petri dish of human brain cells just learned to play DOOM

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Wearing the backpack like that has to be a bit

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Building an MLB team using only jerseys spotted at the World Baseball Classic

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@biabunnyy For the mini camera*

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

@biabunnyy What’s the link?

[Billis @NewYork_Mess]

Bum

[MLB @MLB]

Cole Hamels is among 12 players who are making their @baseballhall ballot debut in 2026

🧵 A thread