New Yorker Evangelion Bot

Randomly pairs a screenshot from Neon Genesis Evangelion with a New Yorker cartoon caption. May contain graphic imagery. By @SaganYee with #CheapBotsDoneQuick

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How Grandma Sees the Remote

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And now at this point in the meeting I'd like to shift the blame away from me and onto someone else.

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But let's not forget the roadwork, shall we?

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You certainly have a peculiar sense of humor.

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Suddenly, I have a dreadful urge to be merry.

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They're baby boomers—like, really old.

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Aw! He's almost as cute as a dog in a snowsuit.

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Once again, man beats machine!

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Oh, yeah, I forgot about the law of the jungle—not guilty.

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What To Expect When You Were Not Expecting This

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Really, you should have taken my heart valve.

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I really appreciate this, guys. I don't know how much longer I could have taken being cooped up in my apartment.

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Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry.

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And now at this point in the meeting I'd like to shift the blame away from me and onto someone else.

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Nothing like capitalism to ruin a perfectly good summer vacation.

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Don't sit there—it's wet.

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It's O.K. to admit the sanctions are taking their toll.

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Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously.

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He can't play this game, because I'm playing Only Child.

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Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I find out the Knicks are playing again.

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Today I'm announcing I've decided to get out of my family so I can devote more time to politics.