N00bie Alp@ca

A newbie alpaca is not as wise as a drunken koudou.

Currently at @RecordedFuture, previously at @FireEye

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

hu jintao, reluctantly escorted out, as xi watches on.

extraordinary moment.

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

@RYSannikov @cahlberg @RecordedFuture In context, that could be a winking face or a nodding off face

[Christopher Ahlberg @cahlberg]

Crazy excited for our annual @RecordedFuture Intelligence Conference that starts tonight and opens up big time tomorrow #Predict22. Amazing speakers and looks like an amazing set of participants. No sleep for coming 48 hours.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I wish every single person in the West would listen to Putin's speech. Obviously, that won't happen so let me summarise as a professional translator for 10+ years. He states, as he has done from the outset, what his intentions and complaints are in the plainest terms possible.🧵

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

@brianjliston The precedent was that the use of nuclear weapons against civilian populations is bestial and cowardly. Says a lot about Putin if he’s OK joining that crew.

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

“Patch” is what companies need to do regardless. “Just patch”, however, is easier said than done. Enterprise environments are not a browser-update click away from safety.

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

100%. Expect more of the same from China regarding US-backed cyber espionage campaigns in the next 5 years (“the technical methodology for attributing cyber threat activity is well documented and conclusive except when it points to us”)

[Brian Liston @brianjliston]

I just found it interesting, however, how RT appealed directly to the very same research teams that it has repeatedly dismissed and trashed in the past as these teams documented non-Western attributed IO, particularly Iranian and Russian disinfo networks.

Some examples ⬇️

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

Based on their marketing materials, if @JohnHultquist doesn’t show up to #CYBERWARCON dressed as Mail Room Charlie, I’ll demand a refund

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

Watching defenders of Trump and Biden just reminds me that we’re likely cruising to round 2 of 75+ year old politicians yelling over each other for presidential debates in 2024.

Also in case you forgot how embarrassing that was: https://t.co/dNFlusNmX3

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

@tsraveling @donnison_gary Man it’s a good thing that during this special operation there was never a time when Ukrainian forces held back Russian forces without full blown US or NATO firepower. That’d be embarrassing!

[N00bie Alp@ca @NewbieAlpaca]

Now I want a skull cap that just reads AV:N/AC:L/PR:N/UI:N

[El Mapache @trashp4ndasec]

Stolen from Linkedin

[Steve Rosenberg @BBCSteveR]

As the Kremlin pushes ahead with plans to annex more Ukrainian territory via hastily organised 'referendums', a reminder of what President Putin said on 24 February: "It is not our plan to occupy Ukrainian territory."

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

There'll be more attrocities discovered so here's the tankie guide:
1 It never happened.
2 They were Nazis so deserved what didn't happen
3 NATO/Soros/Ukraine staged it
4 What didn't happen to Nazis who deserved it/actors who staged it was a biolab
5 What about Iraq

Repeat

[Walter Hickey @WaltHickey]

not gonna lie the first time I generated this data and chart it was so jaw dropping I immediately checked to confirm it was right https://t.co/CgvqVhFghs

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Day 199 of my 3 day war. No Russian units have been surrounded. However, several have the chance to fight a "360 degree war".

I remain a master strategist.

[Jeremy Kirk @Jeremy_Kirk]

Bypassing MFA at a big scale may be possible with "EvilProxy" a cybercriminal service discovered by @RESecurity. It uses a reverse proxy to nab session cookies, a technique that's been used before but now is wrapped in a slick phishing kit. Yikes. #infosec https://t.co/kx5lS4eyP2

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Here are two verified fundraisers to help to get water to Jackson, Mississippi.

RePublic Relief Fund: https://t.co/fmXHc8y1c1
CleanWater4MS: https://t.co/O3GtUFUZ4i

[DIRTY BUBBLE MEDIA: GOOD LUCK, GOOD BYE. @MikeBurgersburg]

I spent the last year investigating fraud in crypto.

And the last two months fighting hacks and fraudulent DMCA complaints, all trying to silence my work exposing scams…

Here’s what happened, and what I learned: 🧵