NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦

Author of Goodnight Loon: Parodies to Survive Trump and Goodnight Loon II: The Bigliest Tantrum. Attorney, pianist, parodist. lyrics are mine, typos, are Siris.

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@HowardA_AtLaw “ don’t worry, I still have my ears. They are just back because I am happy”

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@samslamdunk Sending good thoughts, Sam, we've all been there.

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

Kumquat Pol Pot is having a massive tantrum after the #Blue Wave, so if you loved my book, Goodnight Loon, celebrate with my new book! Aptly titled, I think! #NoRedWave

https://t.co/226YEPg70v

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

Kumquat Pol Pot is having a massive tantrum after the #Blue Wave, so if you loved my book, Goodnight Loon, celebrate with my new book! Aptly titled, I think! #NoRedWave

https://t.co/226YEPg70v

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@bridget_joy_ Thank you, Bridget, I actually got my old account back, so will be posting mostly there. Thank you for your kind words. Yes, losing Barney hurt a ton come up but Benji is very sweet

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@PortiaMcGonagal @LeaderMcConnell Exactly. I’m actually glad he is speaking out, when many of his colleagues have not, but MTG is already posting new threats. Your buddy Kevin won’t do anything about her. But maybe you can talk some sense into others

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

HI, all. TY all who reached out, I'm fine, actually, better than fine!

I got my old acct back, @HowardA_AtLaw you can fw me there if you're so inclined. :)

TY again! :)

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@ChattyKathy715 Hi! TY for asking, I got my old acct back. @HowardA_AtLaw you can find me there!

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@GrayorGray Hi! TY for asking, I got my old acct back. @HowardA_AtLaw you can find me there!

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@Stpolishook @_Goldwasser_ I just blocked his kapo ass. I’m sick of these socialist acting like standing up for Palestinians means having to attack Jewish people. They think they’re cute, I think they’ll be spared when the anti-semites come for them, they won’t

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@Barb290 @LeonHWagner It really was. When my mom was a PolyGram, Pete Townshend asked her to hide cocaine for him, because he was going to look in the drawer of a pregnant 23 year old Jewish girl? To thank her, he gave her one of the old Decca versions of Tommy

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

You have to be a certain age to understand the line "their A & R man said 'I don't hear a single'."

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@LoganLevkoff Trump and the squad are both antisemites. And Trump doesn’t give a damn about Israel, either. Trump just wants people to praise him

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

Remember those late night ads "have you been injured by anything? Call Now!"

Failed traffic court attorney Jenna Ellis could not even land a job with 1-800-SUE-THEM

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@TallisHolly @Dorothy1Parker @Suzanne_4444 They don't understand the history from 3000 BCE! When it was Judea. Before Rome came, tried to kill us, named it Philistina for the Philistines, or when, 1000 years later, Arabs came from the Peninsula and Jordan (the group Dotty calls Palestinians)

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

Remember when the squad tried to block funding for Iron Dome and got their antisemitic asses handed to them by a vote of 402 to 9? Way to coalition build, squaddies!

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@Lavendesic @LustrousLynx She cried because she realized the second she voted to murder Jewish people would be the second she said goodbye to any hope for a higher office in New York

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@TallisHolly @Dorothy1Parker @Suzanne_4444 And the fact that they never mention Iran, or even Omar‘s homeland of Somalia, that tells you everything. They don’t care about human rights, they just want idiots like Dorothy to hurt Jewish people

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@TallisHolly @Dorothy1Parker @Suzanne_4444 I forgot who had the headline, but it was during the summer conflict “ Omar rages at Iron Dome for rejecting Hamas’s gift of missiles”

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@irishrygirl And the really pathetic thing is, The criminatily, the fact that he should be indicted, that’s exactly why Republicans like him so much. They idolize Reagan because of, not despite Iran Contra. The bigger the criminal, the bigger the GOP hero

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This. It’s purely a defensive system that protects all of Tel Aviv‘s citizens. Yet this raging antisemite is really angry that he protects Jewish people from being killed, too. Don’t be like Dorothy.

[Itsy Bitsy’s Mom @TallisHolly]

@Dorothy1Parker @NewbieHoward @Suzanne_4444 The Iron Dome protects Israel from Scud missiles that periodically rain down on Israel. That kills Israelis, Arabs and Palestinians. It’s not the other way around.

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

@LocoMonki1 @baddogs4343 Thank you!

[NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 @NewbieHoward]

Heard this on the radio driving home, so it’s stuck in my head. For @baddogs4343