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Tired dad. Tweeting while rocking my 6m old back to sleep.

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7 skills to master to make yourself a useful #newborn #dad:

1/ The Rock and Lull

Mums have it rough enough, doing all the feeding and wake ups through the night. There is nothing more exhausting than going through that whole process and wrestling to put the baby back to sleep.

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Too much truth

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Agree?

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I'm so tired my eye bags have eye bags.

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@AdamHoldorf Congratulations on your miracle!

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@cmadsq Hahaha. Hang in there dad

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@atensnut So pure

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@BreadBakingWife Biggest congratulations!!

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For the first time in 8 months I just had a moment where I really missed life before the baby.

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I don’t need another productivity hack, I just need sleep.

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Baby choose me to be her bed this morning. I’m both honoured and extremely tired.

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@bkingkohl Wow bundle of joy

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@DanWuori My baby has literally zero survival instincts I swear

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@BarbaraDixon__ Wow miracles!!

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My daughter when she eats dinner

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I’m convinced “baby lead weaning” is either a twisted joke or propaganda fabricated by manufacturers of cleaning products.

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Can someone explain to me how our 7 month old decided pasta is the best thing ever and bread is disgusting filth?

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@MommyWorld3 This is the nicest thing I’ve read all day.

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@iamjuddah Large pepperoni pizza with extra chilli on top.

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@GurdeepGillX Great job dad!

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@reallifemommy3 Did the main character make it out alive?