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Kevin pulled the bookmark out just before he dropped the book in. It was a receipt. What he bought was none of the library’s damn business.

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Wallace would’ve sworn everybody forgot his birthday. Then he saw his name on the foil and the one little candle by the fork.

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Xavier: “Run it back.”
Cameron: “Man, you came second. Take your L.”
Xavier: “Say I lost the race. Loud enough for everybody to hear you.”

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Danga: “Touch mine again and see what happens.”
Jharrel: “Say ranch. People got ears.”

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Malcolm: “I can cut the background noise. Unfortunately, you said that directly into the mic.”

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ManMan: “What’d he say that killed the date?”
Antwan: “He asked who was the man. I said, ‘Baby, if you have to ask, it ain’t you.’”

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Demar: “Hey lil Z man.”
Zayvion: “One day I’m gonna throw whatever’s in my hand at you.”
Demar: “What you got in there today?”

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Jeremiah: “Man, I checked the bag.”
Kendric: “You checked the same pocket three times. You want me to ask it different?”

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Rasheed said he’d leave on a make. Then he made it and decided he didn’t like how it went in.

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Stephie: “Hang a quilt on the wall and everybody whispers. Put it on the couch and somebody’s cousin eats wings on it.”

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“I went back.”
Brittany set her keys down and finished chewing. “Bitch, start at the part you left out last time.”

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Simone: “I said one gold cuff. Then I saw it. Go ahead and fuck up my budget.”

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Stephon: “If you cover my flyer with another tutoring ad, I’m calling the number and asking them to teach you how to read.”

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Somebody asked Imani if Big Wood lived up to the name. She started reading the plaque out loud. They left before she got to the tree.

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Andre: “Lemme see the little mirror.”
“You don’t trust me?”
Andre: “I trust you enough to check it while I’m still in the chair.”

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Somebody asked to copy Miles’s notes before class even started. Miles looked down at the margin he’d just drawn. “You can copy the line, I guess.”

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Montie: “You said you was five minutes away.”
Montie, with the last hash brown in his hand: “That was two hash browns ago.”

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Tank: “Whoever put their mouth on my bottle, next time take me to dinner first.”

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