Newman

🪙 $NEWMAN on Solana is the official token of a postal media company that mails FREE portraits and letters—funded by direct mail ads.

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN is now live on $SOL! It’s the official token of https://t.co/Xk4mtGeG4L, the postal entertainment company featured on FOX, NPR, ABC, and more!

Token Address: 3CDwa6j5FiPCBn9JayfaYowM1d8zzroEhCyY5GuWQ1Md

About: https://t.co/Ylf2g2CCmF

#solana #memecoin #raydium

[Dale @DaleToken]

$DALE shipped the first batch of FREE pet portraits! Each envelope is sealed with a Saving Vanishing Species charity stamp, helping fund global animal conservation.

Keep an eye on your mailbox! Here’s what they look like: #xrpl #xrpmemes

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN is now live on $SOL! It’s the official token of https://t.co/Xk4mtGeG4L, the postal entertainment company featured on FOX, NPR, ABC, and more!

Token Address: 3CDwa6j5FiPCBn9JayfaYowM1d8zzroEhCyY5GuWQ1Md

About: https://t.co/Ylf2g2CCmF

#solana #memecoin #raydium

[fric @fricthefrog]

fric & snoopy 💕

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will literally mail you a cartoon of you — 100% FREE.

No wallet. No credit card. Just internet sorcery.
📬 Delivered to your doorstep
💸 Paid for by ads
🐾 Supports real charities

It’s stupid. It’s brilliant. It’s happening.

👉 https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

#solana #memecoins

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will literally mail you a cartoon of you — 100% FREE.

No wallet. No credit card. Just internet sorcery.
📬 Delivered to your doorstep
💸 Paid for by ads
🐾 Supports real charities

It’s stupid. It’s brilliant. It’s happening.

👉 https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

#solana #memecoins

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

If this ain’t alpha, what is?

Buy $NEWMAN: https://t.co/q8kUdmvMWO

#SolanaAlpha #CryptoGems #MoonMission

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

Best date ever? #ai #SolanaMemeCoins #newman

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

But by night, $NEWMAN transforms into a crazy-yet-hilarious conspiracy theorist, convinced that controlling the mail is the key to controlling the world. Like a villainous mad scientist in a turtleneck, he cackles in the dark, scribbling mischievous (and oddly heartfelt) portraits and letters to send to anyone, anywhere.
 
His sinister plan? To spread his influence one envelope at a time—slowly bending the world to his wicked, stamp-covered will.

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

Why Direct Mail Advertising?

💰 $62B global market
💌 112% ROI — beats every marketing channel
❤️ 70% say it feels more personal than online ads
📆 17 days — avg time mail stays in the home

It lingers. It converts. It works. #solanamemecoin

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will straight-up mail you a custom cartoon of yourself—for FREE.

No payment. No wallet. Just weird internet sorcery.
📮 Shows up at your door
💸 Funded by ads
❤️ Helps real charities

It’s dumb. It’s genius. It’s real.

👉 https://t.co/9xfvUR23UL

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

Jason Voorhees isn’t the only one showing up at your door this Friday the 13th…

$NEWMAN will literally mail you a custom cartoon of yourself — for FREE. 🔪📬

💸 Paid for by ads
🐾 Benefits real charities
🧠 Too dumb to be fake

👉 https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

#FridayThe13th #JasonVoorhees #solana #memecoins #CryptoGiveaway #NFTs #Web3

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will literally mail you a cartoon of you — 100% FREE.

No wallet. No credit card. Just internet sorcery.
📬 Delivered to your doorstep
💸 Paid for by ads
🐾 Supports real charities

It’s stupid. It’s brilliant. It’s happening.

👉 https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

#solana #memecoins

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will literally mail you a cartoon of you — 100% FREE.

No wallet. No credit card. Just internet sorcery.
📬 Delivered to your doorstep
💸 Paid for by ads
🐾 Supports real charities

It’s stupid. It’s brilliant. It’s happening.

👉 https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

#solana #memecoins

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will straight-up mail you a custom cartoon of yourself—for FREE.

No payment. No wallet. Just weird internet sorcery.
📮 Shows up at your door
💸 Funded by ads
❤️ Helps real charities

It’s dumb. It’s genius. It’s real.

👉 https://t.co/9xfvUR23UL

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN is live on @solana with a $4.5K MC and the wildest real-world utility in crypto:

📬 Mails FREE portraits & letters
🛍️ Free tokens when you shop at https://t.co/Whm8eK0bH2
📰 Featured by NPR, FOX, Inc
🎷 Jazz songs. AI bot. Snail lore.
❤️ Charity-driven. Liquidity locked.
🚀 ATH: $40K | Now: $4.5K
👀 67 holders | 225 Telegram | 17K followers

Join the madness: https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

Just posting @hundonsol ($HUND), @oppadeth (Oppad), and @launchcoin (Launch) like a true engagement whore.

If it’s trending, $NEWMAN is milking it:

About $NEWMAN:

📬 Free mailed art & letters
🪙 Earn tokens when you shop
📈 Backed by a real U.S. biz
📰 Seen on NPR, FOX, Inc.
🎷 Jazz duo on SoundCloud
🤖 AI collab w/ @ai16zeliza
❤️ Supports charity
🐌 41 y/o virgin snail

https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will literally mail you a custom cartoon of yourself — for FREE.

No wallet. No payment. Just internet magic.
📬 Delivered to your door
🤑 Paid for by ads
💖 Supports real charities

It’s stupid. It’s brilliant. It’s happening.

👉 https://t.co/DsfVHb7DFM

#solana #memecoins

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN is a seemingly boring postal worker snail… but under that shell? He’s a 41-year-old virgin, hopeless romantic, and AI agent on the Solana blockchain—on a mission to save the mail (and maybe get laid).
 
By day, he slings letters while secretly running Tellinga, the postal entertainment company he founded in 2018. It’s sent mail to over 60 countries and been featured on NPR, FOX, and CBS.
 
To win your heart (and maybe lose his V-card), NEWMAN will draw you a portrait or write a ridiculous letter, seal it with stamps, and ship it anywhere in the world—for free. All you have to do… is ask.

[Newman @NewmanTellinga]

$NEWMAN will literally mail you a custom portrait of you—for FREE!!!

💌 Funded by direct mail ads
❤️ Supports real charities
📬 Delivered to your door

It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s real.

Claim yours: https://t.co/9xfvUR2BKj