Harrison's Ford

30 year apprentice carpenter. Keeper of the keys.

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@blaireerskine I'm fairly sure that incels believe that's an erection, and mistook it for an election.

They will find out the "hard way".

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@StephenM I live outside of Chicago and I would ask for an intervention for both of you. You're so far off the map that it might as well be on the moon

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 a bad ending to what seemed like a good evening...

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@noturtlesoup17 did they at least give you a wrench so you could tighten any loose bolts while you were up there?

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@DogginTrump LOL I don't post here hardly at all but I follow great accounts like yours and every time when I isolate a post and try to flip back into my timeline after reading the discourse, it punts me into the third dimension.

I usually have to scroll back up or start over.

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@DeAngelisCorey nah dude, you sold your body parts to the highest bidder. You didn't need to do that.

What's so wrong with what you did? Why is it a problem for you now?

Admit that it wasn't a "mistake" and move on. Just do not ever marginalize people that are in your shoes again.

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@chiproytx The Texas board of tourism endorses this message.

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@DailyCaller do you just make this shit up as you go along, or are there staff meetings each day to see who can come up with the best lies?

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@JamesOKeefeIII I live here and I'll gladly take your money as long as the price is right. Let's start at about 100k and work it from there you dipshit.

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@LauraLoomer Your wrinkled old dried up vag can't even find emotional support.. Why is your last name not changed to dust bin?

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@gtconway3d tell me you're not going there while telling me you're going there.

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@RexHuppke Juicy Lucys all around!

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@DavidSacks have you seen the sad excuse for a human being that you support?

Take all the seats, crypto boy.

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@mehdirhasan Because people like you are too busy trying to cut his opposition off at the knees and don't care how many people get hurt in the process. This is a product of your making.

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@zeteo_news @MMFlint @mehdirhasan It would e different if we had ACTUAL boots on the ground. Thanks for hyper sensationalizing this nightmare and helping to destroy the best president in my lifetime over shit that's been going on for a lot longer than his 3 1/2years at the helm.. very proud of you

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@woofknight Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

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@WUTangKids I'd say that chick in the back there is forgoing the line for the port o potties to get herself some buddha bowls instead.

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@mehdirhasan Because you are too busy denouncing our POTUS. What do you think gains more traction Mr. media guy.

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@Matt_Fleming321 What the hell is Ron Klain going to do? He left the White House in February 2023.

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@RandyRRQuaid what the fuck happened to you dude? You were obviously able to read a script for your movies so how is it you can't read court filings?