Newspaper Cowboy

Political satirist at @MotifMag.

Revealing the truth via AltFacts.

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Reading time everyone...

#AltFacts this #Halloween includes the #SynagogueShooting, the @Guardian #Bodyslam, #transgender hatred and the so-called #CaravanInvasion

#SATIRE... nobody is safe...

- originally published in @MotifMagRI

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My colleague Grumpy McTrumpy's take on the #CohenSentencingMemo

#TrumpCrimeFamily #EverythangsCorrupt #CohenPlea

@ColinJost if you ever need a night off, we got you man.

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@Mediaite I mean, duh

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@Baddiel I've written some dark satire about #SynagogueShooting. Too much?

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@noelfielding11 On it, but I have questions: 1) Into what do you wish it pumped, 2) using what manner of pumpage device, and 3) how soft (and French) must the cheese be? I'm a professional and this stuff's important.

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#AltFacts: #Science? What a crock of shit...

- originally published in @MotifMagRI

#ScarierThanAnyGhost #LiesLiesLies

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Remember when #KanyeWest was a pal of the Donald?

#KanyeWestIsOverParty

- originally published in @MotifMagRI

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Great ready for a deluge of truth... coming 10/24... #AltFacts #PoliticalSatire - @MotifMagRI