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Without Memes, by @Alex_Danco https://t.co/X5RFy8xauM

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A fitting article with the #SPAC and the #SPARC news. This is from last October. https://t.co/rbSQHiUKHO

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"In a first for Saint Nick's hundred-year-old company, a female is set to be named to the Board of Directors as part of an effort to satisfy NASDAQ’s new diversity requirements." #Corporate #NASDAQ #Diversity

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Turmoil in Tinseltown: Reindeer lose employee status, Elves move to unionize #Santa #Drama #NorthPole

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"Add Reindeer Games to list of cancelled events in 2020. This year has been tumultuous for much of the world and the North Pole is no exception." #NorthPole #Santa #BusinessStrategy

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"You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout and here’s why – Santa Claus is bringing you COVID-19" #Santa #SuperSpreaderEvent #COVID

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Anya Claus to be named to Claus Technologies Board to satisfy NASDAQ diversity requirement #NASDAQ #Diversity #santa

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"Theranot, a new Silicon Valley start-up, claims they have developed a rapid diagnostic tool which only requires a small drop of blood." #Theranos #COVID19

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Social justice activist announces Facebook boycott via post on TikTok #TikTok #FB

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"A newly released consumer report shows that up to 76% of household debt is comprised of a multitude of subscriptions to online streaming services." #debt #Netflix #Disney

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"A new report out of KPMG advises clients to increase their productivity by outsourcing sleep time." #Sleep #Productivity

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"The parent company of Princess Cruises will be rolling out a series of themed cruises focusing on novel and communicable diseases." #CarnivalCruise #Travel

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"The technology, approximately the size of a toaster, is said to need just a few drops of blood and provide almost instant results." #covid #theranos

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"Poäng Wars – Two teams of undergraduate students assemble modern art using the famous Poäng chair" #IKEA #Streaming

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Facebook to ban ‘bad actors’ on platform; celebrity pages frozen

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“Our expert research team discovered that the most unproductive hours of the day often fall between 11pm and 6am” #consulting #productivity #KPMG

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Elizabeth Holmes backs new rapid COVID-19 diagnostic tool #COVID19 #Theranos

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"The rise of the SPAC continues as last week Asset Bubble Acquisition Corp. (ABAC) announced that it would be spinning off a second SPAC..." #SPAC #assetbubble #NYSE

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"I have Netflix, Prime, Hulu, Crave, HBO Max and HBO Now, Apple TV, Disney+ and I’m just about at my financial limit" https://t.co/h7mQPAPC7d

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“Their actions, or noticeable lack of action, speaks to their values and I don't support them. I only want to use a much more inclusive, equal and just social media platform." https://t.co/ToIs0EjPzX