Matt from Athens

Nothing serious.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

@DannyDeraney @TBob53 They do this for my grandfather, who died in that battle and hated gold with a passion. It was his one true religion, according to my grandma. Thought it was the root of all evil. I like to think of this a yearly « fuck you » to the man, a way of telling him to rest in anguish.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

.@Spotify is just terrible now. Tried the « roast my listening » feature. It was maybe the worst humor I’ve encountered in my life. Another bad company using AI to mediocre things. Canceling membership.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

No one:
Literally nobody:
LinkedIn: You’re on a roll!

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

Tom Brady is the WOAT at broadcasting.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

@danbarker And yet you call him a six-time Olympic gold medalist, suggesting we should absolutely compare other people against each other.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

“I am leadership.” - A guy

“No, no. You *do* leadership.” - McKinsey

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

"In this sense, leadership is something you do, not something you are." - McKinsey and company, proving how smart, dedicated, and detailed-oriented they are. This is why you shouldn't let #ChatGPT write your blogs. https://t.co/F0IzOkTYeS

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

Looking back, drafting Little Lord Fauntleroy on my #fantasyfootball team was a mistake.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

The killing moon. Killers of the flower moon. Flower killers on the moon. Mooning kills flowers.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

DAMN MAN!!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 Nick Chubb. Praying for the absolute best

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

@AskTSA Good morning! Can I bring fitness resistance bands with carabiner-like clips (specifically these: https://t.co/oguGQK2h6X) aboard a plane in my carry-on bag?

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

.@HireRight Minute 54! We're going for the record here!

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

@HireRight How long do employee #holdtimes take?

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

.@HireRight I'm at minute 45 now! Of holding! Not a good look.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

.@HireRight I'm at minute 36 of being on hold with your company. If you can't staff correctly, how can anyone trust you to help them do it?

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

Oh does mister fancy man like golf?

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

Knew a guy who said he always did his best.

Apparently his best was using clichés to justify his existence. What a dipstick. I hated that guy.

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

"I judge all people the same."

"Then you must hate babies."

[Matt from Athens @NewsWeeks]

The French have not word for “problematic.” They borrow ours, the same way we borrow their word for “rendezvous.”