Andrew Wollem

[Andrew Wollem @Newshaikuist]

This has never happened before,I don't think. My column on hot #FrontierMarkets tech stocks is top story @barronsonline.Have a look while it lasts (for another few minutes).: https://t.co/rzX1hd9bbh

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Newshaiku 580

How can they love Trump?
We're so much smarter. Degrees...
Gee, something I said?

#poetry #haiku #senryu #micropoetry #mpy #POEMS #Progressive #Progressives #Democrats

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Newshaiku 579

Tolerance triumphs!
Empathy. Compassion. Fuck,
I hate those Trumpers.

#haiku #senryu #micropoetry #Election2020results #Election2020 #Progressive #Progressives

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Newshaiku 578

Trump counties, secede!
Export soybeans and Jesus.
Y'know, maybe not.

#haiku, #micropoetry #POEMS #vss365 #Election2020results #Elections2020 #TrumpConcedes

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Newshaiku 577

Believe the science!
Um, how 'bout polling science.
Believe some science!
#haiku #senryu #micropoetry #ElectionDay2020 #Election2020, #poem

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Newshaiku 576

I lost. He cheated!
You're a big boy now, Don. Five!
Too old for this shit.

#Haiku, #poetry #POEMS #TrumpTantrum #TrumpConcedes #TrumpIsALaughingStock

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Newshaiku 575

Psst, Meli. I'll keep
screaming and crying. You go
pocket the silver.

#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #micropoetry #TrumpConcedes #TrumpConcede #MELANIATRUMP

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Newshaiku 574

Trump's better idea.
Screw courts, Mitch. Remember that
eviction ban thing?

#haiku #poetry #micropoetry #TrumpConcedes #TrumpIsPathetic #MoscowMitch

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#Newshaiku 573

Chinese exports plunge.
Xi's folks: Chill, boss. We're still tops
at virus making.

#haiku #HaikuDay #micropoetry #poetry #CovidHumor #ChinaLiedPeopleDied #ChinaVirus #Xijinping #winnietheflu

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#Newshaiku 572

Christ rose. Save mankind.
Saw Trump, Xi, Church. Too late, Dad.
Back under my rock.

#haiku #haikuchallenge #POEMS #poetry #3lines #vss #EasterWeekend #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #Xijinping

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#Newshaiku 571

Covid pairs from hell.
Hilly bugs Bill's bedroom Zoom.
Don, Meli, er, talk?

#haiku #HaikuDay #poetry #micropoetry #senryu #CovidHumor #Clinton #HillaryClinton #BillClintonswag #MELANIATRUMP #trumpcovidfails #zoombombing

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#Newshaiku 570

Zoom's final frontier:
Seriously? Make babies?
Call this guy Weiner.

#haikuchallenge #haiku #HaikuDay #poem #poems #CovidHumor #zoombombing #zoomapp #anthonyweinerlaptop

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#Newshaiku 569

If Trump were Churchill:
We'll fight them .... What? Trump Berlin?
Throw in Eva Braun.

#haiku #haikuchallenge #HaikuPoetryDay #poetry #micropoetry #mpy #CovidHumor #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #trumpcovidfails #churchill #Evabraun

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#Newshaiku 568

#Pence calls #Fauci late.
Just thinking, doc. This thing spread
through, like, cheeseburgers?

#haiku #senryu #micropoetry #poem #vss #CovidHumor #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #trumpcovidfails

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#Newshaiku 567

Trump: Covid tough guy.
I don't like this. Waah. Fingers crossed.
Mommy, make it stop!

#haiku #haikuchallenge #poetry #micropoetry #CovidHumor #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #trumpcovidfails #TrumpPressConf

[Andrew Wollem @Newshaikuist]

I shall never forget my sophomore year girlfriend singing "Angel from Montgomery." Just one of millions of rich moments John brought us all.

[John Prine @JohnPrineMusic]

An update on John

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#Newshaiku 566

Trump-Biden debate.
#Netflix counter-programs with
watching some paint dry.

#haiku #senryu #poetry #micropoetry #Trumpdemic #JoeBiden #Vote2020

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#Newshaiku 565

Cheer up, everyone.
Just think, when it's all over...
Trump-Biden. No! Aargh.....

#haiku #poetry #mpy #coronapocolypse #Coronapoetry #humorcoronavirus #Trumpdemic #JoeBiden

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#Newshaiku 564

Lock cities. Last dime
to fight this murderous scourge.
What, you mean guns? Well....

#haiku #senryu #micropoetry #poem #POEMS #vss #coronapocolypse #humorcoronavirus #Coronapoetry

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#Newshaiku 563

Isolation works.
Humanity saved. Yay. Just
spouse murder off charts.

#haiku #mpy #micropoetry #poetry #poem #Coronapoetry #coronapocolypse #humorcoronavirus