Newt Scamander

Travelling Magizoologist. Studied at Hogwarts, Living in Neverland to research the local magical creatures for my book, Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them.

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@lorelairosewill *txts: 👎
*txts: sorry, I mean 👍
*shakes his head* I'll never get used to...this...contraption. *Heads upstairs after telling the Niffler to Leave Lola's jewelry alone*

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @lorelairosewill @WesPars @Mia2Neverland Well now you er kiss.

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @lorelairosewill @WesPars @Mia2Neverland Oh uh erm *laughs* then I'll just uh cut to the chase then I guess. *gestures at them* i pronounce you husband & wife. Now you may uh...+

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @lorelairosewill @WesPars @Mia2Neverland Oh er, George Harrison Lestrade, do you take this woman to be your wife?

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @lorelairosewill @WesPars @Mia2Neverland Promise you will continue to be by the others side... always. Would you two like to say a few words?

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @lorelairosewill @WesPars @Mia2Neverland Forever through every thing. You've struggled and been strengthened by uhm.... everything you have gone through together. With this +

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @lorelairosewill @WesPars @Mia2Neverland Will unite two people forever. Marriage.... is a promise between two people in love. Its promise to love each other and stay w each other +

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @lorelairosewill @WesPars @Mia2Neverland We are uhm...we're gathered here today to celebrate one of the greatest moments in this couples life...and to er cherish the words that +

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@rhiannondanae19 @AgentTacos @NeverlandSmuglr @WesPars *straightens* here she comes.

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 @lorelairosewill Even wizards get overwhelmed by them.

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 @lorelairosewill Taught me how to text. Muggle technology is..... overwhelming.

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 *awkwardly pats his shoulder* @lorelairosewill just informed me that they're on their way. She decided I needed a cell phone and er +

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

*shifts awkwardly at the altar and murmurs* you can do this. *straightens his bow tie*

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 @jane_mannering But I guess your head is in 2 places at once? Or it's like a magical illusion...or like...er FaceTime? I saw Lola doing that with her dad.

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 @jane_mannering Inside and say where we want to go and are transported there. If you just stick your head in to communicate.... your body is in tact....but+

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 @jane_mannering Well it's what we use to transport ourselves sometimes. Underage wizards can't apparate...so we toss floo powder into the fireplace, step +

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 @jane_mannering Toss floo powder in and our face appears in someone else's fireplace. Or there's always apparating.....thats um....what I did just now.

[Newt Scamander @NewtScamanderMZ]

@AgentTacos @rhiannondanae19 @jane_mannering *presses button* well typically we send owls. The wizard world is er slower paced. For really important stuff we've got fireplaces.....we +