Nexial Machine

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[Nexial Machine @Nexial_Machine]

A man is known by his tools.
I earn my keep with my tools.
Fools, you fools, you fools, you fools,
you will not touch my tools.

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@GoslingStalker I get the impression you've got more pressing matters.

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My reply on the quoted post was barely exaggerating. "bruhh wtfff it look like a favela gun" I'm victimized by these specimens' ability to type. Completely incurious parasites.

As a side note, commissioning me for a sketch and finishing it yourself is potential meta. Very neat.

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What the fuck is that pistol? Why isn't it a Staccato 2011 with an RMR and X300T? Why is her finger on the trigger? I'm so mad. I'm gonna play Ready or Not so I won't be so mad.

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@furcel1488 @Skandy_05 I don't have those, Furry Incel. Arbitration on behalf of sacred internet culture doctrine is trans. "I'm sorry but" is transguage. Stop being trans. Notice how there was no actual gigaquote.

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@GoslingStalker No. It's from 1973. You're lucky you're alive, frankly.

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Today is that day. I'll use this to apologize for every random vehicle inspection I inflicted on my brethren.

I'm sorry, guys. They made me do it. Hooah.

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@nickgurrhitler Hey man. Let's not be rash, okay? It's Veteran's Day, we should come together. I'll pretend I didn't see the PBR and you tell me to stay warm.

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@nickgurrhitler Don't wag that booger picker at me or I'll cry about you to an EOR or something.

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@lil_saintttt One of the most insipid replies I've ever read. You're too young to be sharing in this discussion and expectedly too stupid to pick up on the caricaturing (you're the subject). Go back to the barackhusseinobamagames you surely play, that's more your pace.

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What the fuck is that pistol? Why isn't it a Staccato 2011 with an RMR and X300T? Why is her finger on the trigger? I'm so mad. I'm gonna play Ready or Not so I won't be so mad.

[Vince @Vincesconsin]

"Cause I like guns, and guns like me
I like guns, they made America free"

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@19Katlo In the future, all weapons will be GAY.

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@Skandy_05 I do want to know where you studied English.

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@Glorybunner It is. I drew it.

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@Skandy_05 @Vincesconsin "They're like a revolt against the modern world or something."

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@Skandy_05 @Vincesconsin I forgot about this. Too bad VT's a revolver boomer, maybe he'd have appreciated this.

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@Spartan_37 That talk will get no respect from me. I'm all about the '90s and early 2000s competition mods. Some of the most novel kitting in that time. The Grendel P30 falls into neither pre-'90s or comp however.

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@KennedyThe7th I'm sorry. I will never be in the O Algo community. I blew it.

[Vince @Vincesconsin]

"Cause I like guns, and guns like me
I like guns, they made America free"

[Mr. Fun @Mr_Funnigan]

Banbanners vvon. Garten Sweep.