𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY.

𝙄'𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙!!

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

♫— 𝙄'𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙!! —♫

☆ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡 𝐙𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐫! ☆

❕ 𝙎𝙁𝙒 ❕
➼ 𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙇 ➼
✎ 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 & 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙏𝙄𝙑𝙀 ✎
♡ 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋𝙎 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙔 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 ♡

('𝟏𝟓 - '𝟏𝟔)
( ⟳ + ♡ )

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

I did what I've always said I would do! I went in there... and I showed off in front of John Morrison, and I attacked his money maker, and it got me the win! And John... I DID say that I'd do WHATEVER it would take to win.

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

I don't NEED a shoutout! I'll prove myself when the time comes, and you'll all realize just who Dolph Ziggler is... and that is THE SHOWOFF! I will beat John Morrison... and I'll show EVERYBODY WHY THEY WERE WRONG ABOUT ME!

((. Thanks for the shoutout!!! 😅😁 .))

[The Hellraiser (Parody) NOT @JonMoxley @TheAssassinDD]

//haven’t done a shoutout in a while, so here’s a shoutout to the following:

@BidsYouAdieu
@TheBrutifulOne
@StephParody01
@RealMainEvent
@4FacesOfFoley
@NextBestThingDZ
@BornMadBornBad
@AFabulousBeauty
@RealBigEvil
@EmbodiesTheCrue

[The Hellraiser (Parody) NOT @JonMoxley @TheAssassinDD]

//haven’t done a shoutout in a while, so here’s a shoutout to the following:

@BidsYouAdieu
@TheBrutifulOne
@StephParody01
@RealMainEvent
@4FacesOfFoley
@NextBestThingDZ
@BornMadBornBad
@AFabulousBeauty
@RealBigEvil
@EmbodiesTheCrue

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT... IS... RIGHT! THE SHOWOFF... IS BACK. Mark it on your calendars, because the spotlight is back on me!

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

The show off... IS BACK!

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

Don't forget that I gave you the best damn match of your entire career.. and you've faced guys like Shawn Michaels, and Triple H and The Undertaker..

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐳. (☆) —『NOT @mikethemiz.』 @MustSeeReality]

“@NextBestThingDZ…

The man who beat me at @rollins_company’s SAWMania…

I have nothing but respect towards him, AWESOME… choice, Kurt.”

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

I respect him too... and I have a lot of respect for you, Kurt.. but don't thank him, THANK ME! Thank me for doing what I do every single time I perform, I give people the best matches of their career... just like you do, Kurt.

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

The showoff... is finally here! This is my chance, now I won't be carrying the burden of having this company on my BACK when I steal the show... every SINGLE... NIGHT!

You have made the best decision of your life by having me in your faction, Kurt!

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

... @MustSeeReality

[✞ 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔀𝓷 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵𝓼 ✞ (ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕆𝔻𝕐) @OldSchoolHBK]

💔𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓚𝓲𝓭💔
(PORTRAYAL)
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💔Former @rollins_company WORLD champion💔
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💔TWEENER💔
💔SFW💔
💔Descriptive/literate💔
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💔BASED ON '98 - '01💔
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💔No longer an active wrestler💔

[✞ 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔀𝓷 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵𝓼 ✞ (ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕆𝔻𝕐) @OldSchoolHBK]

Thanks for all the 'mania memories! I appreciate them, and well, it's weird losing my title... but I'm sure that SAW can live without The Heartbreak Kid, you'll all do WONDERS without me, good damn LUCK.

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

You're pathetic, you can't even handle people YOUR size... so you have to go for guys like ME. You know that you're pathetic, you have to go for the workhorses like me because you have no talent... you just want to throw people around, and you can't even spell TITLE!

[𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑e GOLD @HATEDALLELITE]

@NextBestThingDZ dolph why are you bitching to @Will_RegalSAW cause right now I see my first tittle in the hands of a zack Ryder wanna be

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

No, because I choose who I face! I AM THE NEW FACE OF THIS COMPANY, I CALL THE SHOTS! I AM THE SHOWOFF. This title... is a WORKHORSE TITLE. Roman Reigns? He's only going for this title... because he can't keep up with the big boys, so he's going for the smaller guys like ME!

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

I DESERVE THIS! I'VE EARNED THIS, I AM THE FIRST LONE WOLF CHAMPION. I HAVE WORKED HARD... MY ENTIRE CAREER FOR THIS VERY MOMENT! THIS... IS.... MY.... YEAR! I HAVE WORKED HARD. NOBODY ELSE DESERVES TO BE HERE... AS MUCH I DO!

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

and the referee checks on Miz but realizes he is out cold and calls for the bell. Releasing the hold, Ziggler gets his hand raised as William Regal @Will_RegalSAW comes out and hands him the Lone Wolf title and congratulated him.

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

and the referee checks on Miz but realizes he is out cold and calls for the bell. Releasing the hold, Ziggler gets his hand raised as William Regal @Will_RegalSAW comes out and hands him the Lone Wolf title and congratulated him.

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

My name is DOLPH ZIGGLER... that is a name that after sawmania... @rollins_company and @MustSeeReality are going to remember for a long... LONG time.

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

That... sounds familiar.

[𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓹𝓱 𝓩𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓻! — // PARODY. @NextBestThingDZ]

Just noticed that it's Sunday... #ShowoffSunday has a ring.