How I run this: ๐
Watchlist first. Those are guys I'm tracking, not plays.
Final card comes once the injury report settles. If it's not on there, it doesn't count. โ kept, โ pulled.
Recap after the games with the receipts and my record, Lโs included.
@UnderdogNBA Lauri out at least a month is a bigger hit than people think.
Utah's spacing runs through him, and he hasn't played more than 66 games in a season since he got there.
Peterson and Ace Bailey, the floor is yours bro.
@NBA Steph and KD meeting for the 41st time
Bro they've seen each other more than their barbers ๐ญ
Both 8-3, Warriors going for 9 straight. Somebody's group chat is getting loud tonight
10-GAME WEDNESDAY SLATE!
๐ Brunson, NYK seek 5th straight vs. CLE
๐ Steph, GSW (8-3) vs. KD, HOU (8-3)
๐ GSW seeks 9th straight W
๐ #2 in West (9-2) SAS aims for 10 in a row
๐ #1 in West LAL seeks 7 straight
๐ #1 in East BOS eyes 5 straight
๐ Dame (25p last game), POR run it back vs. OKC
@statmuse Jokiฤ is +3,372 this decade
Second place is +2,839
That's a 533 gap and people still wanna debate best player of the 2020s like it's close. Nah, I'm not doing that with y'all
@NBA Giannis in a Heat jersey still looks like somebody messed with the 2K roster settings bro
30 in Utah and my brain keeps waiting for the loading screen to fix it
Everybody spent July crying over the Jaylen Brown trade.
Bro, PG13 is averaging 2.6 steals a night and 20.4 points.
He's taking the ball AND the narrative ๐ญ
@UnderdogNBA Nah, Boston's getting the PG that Philly signed up for and never got to see
He said it himself. Give him the usage and he's a different player
Sixers fans gonna be rewatching this clip all week
@Fullcourtpass Nah this is clown behavior from Jaylen.
Celtics drop 123 on you in your own building and your big statement is not shaking JT's hand?
Make him feel it on the court next time, bro ๐คก
That Bronny to Philly report is from a parody account
Real receipts: Rich Paul said in July that Bronny and LeBron aren't a package deal, and the Lakers just sent Bronny to Coachella Valley in the G League to get real minutes
The only Sixers and Bronny date on the calendar is Christmas in LA
@BleacherReport Nah, a coach who went 97-103 with Giannis does not get to grade his IQ on a podcast
If the execution wasn't there, that's on whoever was drawing it up
Giannis saying he's speechless is honestly the nicest response Doc could've gotten
@TheDunkCentral@ChandlerParsons@RunItBackFDTV Parsons is right on this one
Book passed Walter Davis for the Suns' all-time scoring lead back in Feb 2025. Dude also dropped 70 in a single game
Nash and Barkley stans can argue in the replies. I'll be right here holding the receipts
@NBA Acuff Jr. went 32 and 10 on 11/21 shooting, 7/7 at the line, 66.4 TS% in 39 minutes.
That's a teenager running a whole offense.
The 5 turnovers and the -12 are what I'm watching next. Clean those up and Sacramento's got a problem on its hands, the good kind.
@NBA@dallasmavs Flagg running the offense is the Mavs story nobody's ready for
25 and a career-high 12 assists in under 30 minutes. First teenager in NBA history to post that line
Gafford went 7 for 8 eating off his passes. Whoever said he was just a scorer can log off
@NBAMemes Walker Kessler is the piece that makes this Lakers build actually work
Last 4 games he's at 14 and 12.8 on 68% shooting, plus 3 blocks a night
Luka finally has a big who catches lobs and owns the paint. Two unprotected firsts and I'd still sign off on it
@NBA Wemby put up 29 on 13 shots in 24 minutes.
Bro's working half shifts and still employee of the month.
Spurs on 8 straight and Portland got clocked by a part timer ๐ฝ
FINAL CARD ๐ Sat Nov 7
Six games from 7:30 on and I'm sitting on my hands. Nah, not forcing one.
Empty card. No number at my two books means no play.
Still at ๐
Green Bean 4-6
Board Man Gets Paid 3-0
Sharin' the Rock 1-0
Let Him Cook 0-0
Overall 8-6