Elaine

Eating for a living

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@FoodPleaser Peas

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@Sandford_Police Serves him right. Should’ve bit his bloody leg off. 😀

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@WGTransport Huh!!

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@JedBellJed lol

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My girlfriend asked me to throw out some sausages that were past their best. Me and my mate put them in the coin collection trays of the fruit machines in my local pub. Sorry gamblers.

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@fesshole Love it

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Someone is telling fibs #nivea

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

#greatpotterythrowdown love it when Keith cries. What a sweetie.

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Whoever is in charge of the roads for this fucking council should be absolutely mortified and disgusted and… People are dying in this queue

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I am saying mortar because I do not have any fucking tarmac. But if I did I would tip it in the fucking hole and stamp on it and get in my car and drive home. Four way traffic lights for a fucking pothole for three fucking days.

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

Can somebody fix the fucking pothole on the A41 at the Broxton roundabout? I will do it my bloody self tomorrow with a bucket of mortar

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@bicketss OMG!!

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

Scouse football expert #UniversityChallenge

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OutKast. Got that #UniversityChallenge

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@AdderleyMonk Side on rebel

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@SamanthaMalin First day of term 😀

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

Pike #UniversityChallenge

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

Lamb will never need Botox with that fringe #UniversityChallenge

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

Oh Paxo we love you #UniversityChallenge

[Elaine @NextMrsClooney]

@JedBellJed