New England Battle Droid

3x Golden Globe Award Winner for “Watching Movies Goofed On Da Couch”

[New England Battle Droid @NextRedReg]

I need this pot roast done in 7 minutes, how hot does this oven go

[Red Sox @RedSox]

THE DURBINATOR FOR THE WIN

[vic 🦇 @aegonism]

two crazy bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

[viviolet @violetrose1410]

Watching Americans try to figure out what Canadian Tire is and the best way I can explain it is if you had a labyrinth designed by a hoarder uncle

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

The Red Sox are playing small ball here, in that the ball looks very small as it goes hundreds of feet of away

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Payton Tolle, Dirty 84mph Curveball. 😨

[Madison @madis_sins]

gen z's resurgent interest in psychedelics has ended up popularizing possibly the most spiritually cursed device to ever be conceived by man: the DMT vape

[CRE @RafaelaEnjoyer]

There’s levels to ts

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[New England Battle Droid @NextRedReg]

Halo 3 still kicks ass

[Ricy Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Lindsay graham solemnly having his casket lowered into a little boys ass

[AMAZING baby @krispbea]

Geoff Keighley at the end of the Game Awards: now, I know Half of you have been waiting your whole Life for a game with a very special number at the end of it...

The trailer:

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I like it. A quick reminder of what it’s all about

[YungPut1n @YungPutin1]

RIP

[he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr]

chinese warron zevon: i saw a werewolf with a menu in his hand

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Kendrick Lamar reportedly texted "No I really really really don't want Smormu" to 555-0100

[New England Battle Droid @NextRedReg]

Wife left me in a hot car with the windows rolled up and took the keys.