Be Jeffrey Epstein : How to clear your name 101.
Fake your death in the most obvious way possible.
Get plastic surgery to slightly alter your apperence
Come back looking like Palm Beach Pete
Run for Mayor like nothing happened
Actually become Mayor
Immediately fly back to the island and reclaim it like you own the place
A fat black woman accuses a locksmith of stealing her money and calls 911.
Turns out (wait for it) her ‘baby daddy’ took the money.
Zero logic, reasoning, or impulse control.
Hilarious.
@MacVenturesLtd2 They ended up tranquilizing the Tiger, they had to rappel down from outside the builing & shoot the dart through a window into the Tiger, Ming was moved to Noah's Lost Ark Animal Resuce Centre in Ohio where he lived until dying of natural causes.
Yates went to prison.
@MacVenturesLtd2 In 2003 NYC Police discovered a 425lb Siberian-Bengal Tiger named Ming & a 5ft Alligator named Al in a Harlem Public Housing Apartment Owned by an Antoine Yates
It was discovered after he went to the hospital & lied claiming it was a pitbull attack which made everyone suspicious
Two young white kids were robbed at their lemonade stand by two young black males, aged 11 and 14 wearing masks and brandishing a gun yesterday in South Boston.
Have we really come to the point where a lemonade stand for kids is no longer safe?
And of course they were black.
🚨This black guy is the perfect example of why Karmelo Anthony is going to prison for the murder of Austin Metcalf.
He is so quick to become violent because his brain can’t comprehend the notion of civilized debate.
People with knowledge don’t need to resort to violence because their ideas are enough to win an argument.
If I were this young man’s father I would sit him down and try to talk some sense into him before his attitude got him killed, but chances are he doesn’t have a father.
Another symptom of Democrat policies.
Asmongold reacts to Nick Fuentes' coverage of the Belfast race riots
"I completely agree with everything Nick's saying. He's right. I really wish there were more people saying this."
@uniquemoviemom Nahh, this wasn't affection or even empathy.
This was Palpatine protecting his investment & being able to put a leash on a far more powerful person than himself, he was happy.
He spent not time telling a just recovered Vader about Padame to further bring him onto his side.
The funniest thing about Viggo Mortensen’s Satan in THE PROPHECY (1995) is that the movie spends all this time building up angels, prophecies, and cosmic battles, then the Devil finally arrives and instantly becomes the most interesting person in the room.