I find you endearing. It's the only thing saving you from my wrath. Consider yourself lucky.
Although, if you want me to start experimenting on what I can turn people into on a whim, I'll oblige.
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β β β As long as you're not expecting much based on my salary. I'd almost take the frog over not being able to pay rent.
β β β Though I am starting to get mixed messages with all these little compliments. At least I think that means you're not as mad as you could be.
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Probably going to go - you know what? I'll let you make it up to me, but you're paying for my lunch AND my dinner.
And yes. You're right. You'd probably look cuter as a little tree frog.
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β β β It was probably going to go bad! I was just looking out for you, now we can get you some new food that I won't put my sticky fingers all over.
β β β . . . and I'd be much less adorable as a Silk-roach?
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β β β Some people would argue I'm already at that stage of my life.
β β β My other friends don't mind when I sneak in and have their leftovers, I personally think this is just an opportunity for us to both grow closer. Real rom-com kismet vibes.
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β β β @NexusInScarlet for reference you wouldn't actually have any cursed foods laying around right because I don't really need to go through that again in my life and I'd like to think we made great strides becoming friends that one time we had tea so personally I think t
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