I like things that glitter, cats& StarTrek. I dress up. I have a degree in Art. Reflections, light and color make my heart skip a beat...so does @Emm_Initiative
dear @melissaCnavia
if I watch a new episode of strange new worlds without my wife, there will be problems
I’m not saying she’ll leave
I’m not saying we’ll get a divorce
I’m saying that while they may eventually find my body, they’ll never be able to identify it
Hey @Fatburger — Why do you have these signs up when you don’t actually have a happy hour at all?
This is a surprisingly stupid way to do business. Did I say stupid? I meant fraudulent. Isn’t it weird when people say one thing but do another?
there are times when I wonder what went wrong and who screwed up
like finding out that I’m on a secret guest list for the deadmau5 concert tonight
they literally moved a security barrier so we didn’t have to wait in line
i suspect my wife is involved
one of the stray cats came to our attention because it would bang on the glass door at Fouf, who wanted nothing to do with it
but keeps coming by to bother Fouf with startling regularity
so anyway there’s a stray cat in my backyard right now named vig meow-nono