Mumbi Njau

[Mumbi Njau @Neyxie]

Men never learn anyway.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Today lemme be the devil’s advocate. Gentlemen, in front of you is Engineer Bosko, mwenda zake whose daughter left walimwengu seeing with their mouths wide open as she threw hands in the air like she didn’t care, while insulting villagers who had converged to escort her father to Paradiso State Lodge located along Sayuni Lane.

As y’all can see, Bosko here is the real-life episode of polygamists. So what do we learn from mwenda zake? Your first wife is everything you’ve got. Even if you marry a second wife, accord her the utmost respect. How you treat people today matters.

The love, kindness, respect, and support you give others may determine how they treat you when you are weak, sick, or in need. Never take goat wives for granted, even if you find yourself a young yellow yellow damsel to service your engine.

Treat them with compassion while you have the opportunity, because life can change unexpectedly. Bosko left the goat wife eating sucha and Maruranu back in the village as he enjoyed minofu, Kanamba Specioo, and all the good things this life had to offer.

Despite giving second wife all that, it’s said that our boy Bosko alikua anagongewa, and the second child they sired together is alleged not to be his biological child. It’s also alleged that the second wife infected him with malaria kubwa, which is said to be the reason he was in such a situation during his final days.

After his situation got worse, the second wife dumped him back in the village to continue with the sucha & Maruranu food programme. As you can see, he had to eat whatever was available because he had squandered all his money with the second wife. The first wife had no money for meat, fish, and such kinds of food.

If “dust delayed is not dust denied” was a person, it would be him. He saw dust before kublus. This is what became of him,, a full engineer at Kenya Power dying like a mutina. Actually the irony is in his name.

But remember, such a situation can happen to anyone, not just polygamists, especially if you don’t plan your life properly. Most importantly, always remember that a man’s worth ends when the kids grow up,, the sooner you accept that reality the better.

With that being said, let us respect goat wives and make them our first priority in the food chain. Can I hear Goat wives shout Hallelujah!!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Margaret Ndege: Sometimes it’s good to give the President his flowers. He has really succeeded in corruption. He has also managed to destabilise the economy to a point where investors have had to run away, all claiming that the cost of operations was too high
#GenZManifesto

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Sifuna to Hassan Omar: Even if dead voters vote for Ruto, he will still go home in 2027

[Mumbi Njau @Neyxie]

When you can't be there for someone, pray for them. Love goes where you can't.

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

Ati DCP bloggers wamenunuliwa? Na si walikua wanashinda Wamunyoro wakikula nyama? 😂😂😂😂😂

[Mumbi Njau @Neyxie]

@DrMumbiSeraki She must have veen added back to the statehouse whatsapp group.

[Mumbi Njau @Neyxie]

@MonicN7 @ntvkenya Debt is just one of many triggers.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

South Africans coming to Kenya twitter thinking they’ve finally got brothers in Xenophobia and they discover real pan-Africanist 😂

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

A “Say No to Xenophobia” artwork in Kenya amid the departure of undocumented Burundian nationals.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

"Why do Americans think that their lives are more important than the lives of Kenyans?"

My CNN report on the public opposition to an Ebola isolation facility for Americans in Kenya

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

This video is not getting enough retweets

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

@citizentvkenya @wwashiedc Who remembers this?

How come fuel is cheaper in Uganda than in Kenya?

[AftabAhmed @aftabahmed06]

@DailyIranNews The Epstein Files…
Just as the files started gaining attention…
All eyes suddenly shifted to war.
Too sudden to ignore. https://t.co/jw8RI6zS6y

[Mwalimu Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

At least we have advanced from missing Billions to Trillions - that’s progress .

Singapore here we come. 😎

#UshenziKE

[I am Chege @_James041]

" Yote yafaa najenga hapa natoroka Nairobi."

Women in Mandera have vowed that they will not keep quiet anymore.

The fear is gone na kama mbaya mbaya.

Accountability is nonnegotiable. Speak mamaa speak. When you lose your fear, they lose their power

Amazing!

[Hussein @husseinKamala]

A good Example;

Total for All 6 Wajir Constituencies
To get the total NG-CDF amount allocated to Wajir this year:

197,386,149.9 × 2 (North & South)
170,469,856.7 × 4 (Eldas, Tarbaj, East, West)

= Ksh 1,076,611,660 (approx 1.08 billion shillings)

An MP in Wajir is leaving in Keleleshwa, vacation in Dubai, owns property in CBD, yet no good school in his constituency, nowhere to be seen in his constituency.

Leaders need to be called out!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

"Kama ni wewe unadhani umeuziwa ODM, ujue umegongwa. Kuuza ODM nikama kuuza Uhuru Park, ni shamba la wananchi!"- ODM SG Sifuna!

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

Ruto is like a boyfriend who promises his girl a car

If she agrees to marry him

After agreeing, Ruto refuses to buy the car

The girl leaves

Ruto now promises to buy her a helicopter

If she comes back

NONSENSE

Husler, bottom-up, Singa-poor ni TAKATAKA

[Emmanuel Kimutai Motelin @EmmanuelMotelin]

@realDonaldTrump Did you know European descendants of Dutch who now call themselves Afrikaners/Boers used to torture black detainees for fun using dogs in South Africa?